From Newsgroup: rec.arts.tv
On 5/11/2026 4:16 PM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:
BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
A movie on the Netflix starring Charlize Theron called APEX. She plays an
outdoorsy adrenaline junky who goes on a solo camping/hiking/kayaking trip >> through the Australian outback and catches the attention of local psychopath >> (Taron Egerton) who stalks her for prey.
Positive or negative?
It's an OK turn your brain off and enjoy the ride type of flick.
This is a multiday catch up. Over the last few days, I watched:
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (4K disc) The movie opens with
a crawl talking about the blockade of the strait of Hormuz, I mean
planet of Naboo. Then there is white noise until the John Williams
music begins to play "Duel of the Fates" and Darth Maul engages in an
epic light saber battle between Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Then
when the fight was over there was white noise again. I've heard rumors
that apparently stuff that happens before and after the light saber
battle, but those rumors have to be taken with a grain of salt because
those same rumors also claim Darth Vader built C-3P0. And that's just
too absurd for words.
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (4K disc) Natalie Portman
stars as an older woman who falls in love and sleeps with the little boy
she used to babysit. And yet this movie is better than The Phantom
Menace. Go figure.
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (4K disc) The rise and fall
of Anakin Skywalker as he murders a room full of children to prove his
love for the older woman who used to babysit but now is pregnant with
his child. If they had to catch a predator in the Star Wars universe to
go after predators like Padmé, Darth Vader would never have happened.
Solo: A Star Wars Story (Disney+) Back story for Han Solo. The movie
clearly establishes that Han always shoots first! This was a pretty
good movie that sadly didn't find an audience during its' initial release.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (Disney+) The back story of the team that
stole the blueprints for the Death Star. This is a near perfect movie.
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (4K disc) A group of rabble-rousers
try to overthrow the legitimately elected democratic government headed
by a Mr. Palpatine and replace it with an unelected monarchy headed by a so-called Princess Leia. I have it on good authority that this Leia
person's biological father is a mass murderer. Is that really the type
of person you want in charge? When there is that nice old man Palpatine
who was viciously attacked and mutilated by those evil Jedi. At least
that's what the news reports on the Palpatine News Network (PNN) said happened.
The Empire Strikes Back (4K disc) Another perfect movie. It is
scientifically not possible to ever get tired of watching this movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHW7TF4Tyo
Return of the Jedi (4K disc) Those rabble-rousers are back trying to
overthrow the legitimately elected democratic government run by Mr.
Palpatine and this time they blew up a construction project full of
innocent contractors just doing their job. I'll admit it, I miss the
yub nub song and I'm not happy they replaced it on the new special
edition. LOL And what's with replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen? That just feels wrong. And I sure how the Shaw family
isn't losing out on any residuals as a result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4MVQby0InQ
Man on Fire (Netflix) New TV series starring Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as
John Creasy, a washed up, suicidal, former special forces soldier who is
hired by an old friend to provide protection in Brazil. I watched the
first three episode and by episode 3, Creasy is on a revenge fueled
killing spree in Brazil. Most people are probably most familiar with
the 2004 Denzel Washington movie of the same name. I don't want to get
deep into spoilers, but there are a few changes from the movie. I don't
know if the series is closer to the original novel or not, but the
changes don't really hurt anything, they just make it a little
different. But both versions have Creasy go on a killing spree in Latin American against organized criminals. In the movie it was kidnappers,
as of episode 3, it is not entirely clear the nature of the criminals or
their motive. That's what Creasy is killing and torturing people to
find out.
As an aside, tickets for the Star Wars Celebration went on sale a few
days ago. I knew tickets would sale out, but wow. They sold out
ridiculously fast in a just a few hours. I was one of the few who
lucked out and managed to get tickets. But there has been wall to wall
online rage over how the tickets got snatched so quickly by scalpers.
Maybe they shouldn't have let people buy 20 tickets at a time! The
company running the convention is promising to go after the scalpers and
make things right, but we'll see. Next year's celebration will be the
50th anniversary so it is expected to be epic. And I will be there. 😊
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