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Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A
couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite
signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

Lucky for us we had already finished supper. We had some great grilled
pork chops.

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On 2026-05-19, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

Stay safe! Got a basement?


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On 5/19/2026 7:49 PM, Dave Smith wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

Lucky for us we had already finished supper. We had some great grilled
pork chops.

I love a good thunderstorm. Not the damage though.

When I saw the header, I expected to see a cow dressed up the same a
Trump was in his a couple of weeks ago..
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On 2026-05-19 8:29 p.m., Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

On 2026-05-19, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A
couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a
moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite
signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

Stay safe! Got a basement?

o

It hot right in time and has passed as per the weather prediction. I
think a big branch fell in the road. I keep hearing cars crunching over
it at high speed. Maybe they should slow down. We are fine.

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Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

Lucky for us we had already finished supper. We had some great grilled
pork chops.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it.

~
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On 2026-05-19 9:36 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A
couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a
moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite
signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

Lucky for us we had already finished supper. We had some great grilled
pork chops.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting
rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it.

t
Thanks. We are fine. It was not as bad as we had been lead to believe.
The alerts came on our cell phones and the TV over and over and over. I
looked at the weather radar map and there was a fast moving mass of
yellow. It hit exactly as predicted but it was not as bad as we had
been led to expect. We lost power for a few seconds and the heavy rain
blocked the satellite signal. The only damage here seems to be a branch
that fell on the road and people keep hitting, but not hard enough that
they stop and move it.
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Dave Smith wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

Lucky for us we had already finished supper. We had some great grilled
pork chops.

we had a very strong blast on the leading edge of the
storm front that came through a few days ago that knocked
out the power to a lot of people all around us, but gladly
we did ok other than some flickering. the UPS did what it
was supposed to do and kept my computer from having any
issues. normally this kind of thing would take down the
radio tower network for a while and cause it to reset and
for me to lose my internet connection but it kept going
this time.

it was a lot more dramatic when this storm surge went
through than when the small tornado came through our
neighborhood. i'd not seen the trees that bent over
before - i thought there was a good chance a tornado
had just gone by us but there were no warnings or
alerts on the weather radar.

also normally when a storm comes through i would have
shut the computer down because i don't want to risk it
being taken out by any lightning strikes (even if the
UPS is supposed to filter such things), but i neede to
stay on-line if i could.

after the front had passed by there were about 70,000
people that had lost power for our power company, but
they had most of them connected again (about 1,200 left
to go) the last time i checked.


songbird
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On 2026-05-19, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

We had some hard rain a few hours earlier than you, but the good
stuff passed north of us on its way over to you. You're about
67 miles farther north than us.
--
Cindy Hamilton
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On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-19, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A
couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a
moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite
signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

We had some hard rain a few hours earlier than you, but the good
stuff passed north of us on its way over to you. You're about
67 miles farther north than us.

I'm a bit shaky about American topography and know absolutely nothing
about Canadian topography, and would never have guessed that Cindy
(USA) is closer to Dave Smith (CAN) than to any other American in this newsgroup.
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On Wed, 20 May 2026 19:46:41 +1000, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton ><chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-19, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A >>> couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a >>> moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite
signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

We had some hard rain a few hours earlier than you, but the good
stuff passed north of us on its way over to you. You're about
67 miles farther north than us.

I'm a bit shaky about American topography and know absolutely nothing
about Canadian topography, and would never have guessed that Cindy
(USA) is closer to Dave Smith (CAN) than to any other American in this >newsgroup.

Wait, I forgot latitude.
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Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On 2026-05-19, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A
couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a
moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite
signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

We had some hard rain a few hours earlier than you, but the good
stuff passed north of us on its way over to you. You're about
67 miles farther north than us.

there was a pretty big chunk of people without power to
the east of us, but for some reason we were spared. i'll
take it. the slight ridge to the west of us often causes
a lot of storms to lose some of their effect when they
come through the valley - over the years i've watched
hundreds of storms fade out or split and go around us.


songbird
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On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A
couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a
moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite
signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

Lucky for us we had already finished supper. We had some great grilled
pork chops.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting
rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten this
much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday. Holy cow made
me think of stupid, elephant worshiping Hindus, and how they don't get
to have this. Stupid Hindus and sissy Bruce. https://photos.app.goo.gl/fSwztJ1Wk4cJr26DA
Certified Angus, USDA Prime graded beef.

Fuck the Hindus. The fucking hillbilly needs to dump that Hindu before
Trump up and croaks because we don't want no blue god with shitloads of
arms idols in the White House. Then he can marry that blonde Kirk whore.
Then we'd have both a First Whore and a Second Whore.
Fucking Hindus.
https://faculty.som.yale.edu/jameschoi/gandhi-the-non-saint/
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We're just too courteous to say so."
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On Tue, 19 May 2026 21:07:45 -0400
Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:

I expected to see a cow dressed up the same a
Trump was in his a couple of weeks ago..

?!#!?

In English please.

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On 5/20/2026 12:00 PM, Hound Adams wrote:

On Tue, 19 May 2026 21:07:45 -0400
Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:

I expected to see a cow dressed up the same a
Trump was in his a couple of weeks ago..

?!#!?

In English please.

https://www.thefp.com/p/trumps-jesus-meme-was-dumbnot-blasphemous
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On Wed, 20 May 2026 12:32:56 -0400
Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:

On 5/20/2026 12:00 PM, Hound Adams wrote:

On Tue, 19 May 2026 21:07:45 -0400
Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:

I expected to see a cow dressed up the same a
Trump was in his a couple of weeks ago..

?!#!?

In English please.

https://www.thefp.com/p/trumps-jesus-meme-was-dumbnot-blasphemous

It was neither dumb nor blasphemous - but you sure are! https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/us/politics/trump-jesus-picture-pope-leo.html
"Mr. Trump told reporters that he did not catch all that religious
imagery. He said he had thought the image he had posted to his Truth
Social account had depicted him not as Jesus — but as a physician.
“I thought it was me as a doctor,” Mr. Trump said of the social media post, which he deleted after an outcry. “Only the fake news could come up with that.”
He added, “I make people better.”
And:
AI Overview
According to the New Testament, the apostles spread the Holy Spirit, primarily by laying hands on new believers, allowing them to receive the Spirit, particularly in Acts. After receiving the Holy Spirit themselves at Pentecost, the apostles were empowered to preach and witness to Christ, spreading the Spirit's influence through their ministry.
Key Aspects of the Apostles Spreading the Holy Spirit:
Laying on of Hands: Apostles laid hands on converts to bring them into the church and ensure they received the Holy Spirit, notably in Samaria (Acts 8:14-20).
Empowerment for Mission: The Holy Spirit enabled the apostles to speak in different languages, perform miracles, and boldly spread the gospel to different regions.
Initial Reception: The apostles themselves received the Holy Spirit at Pentecost, which initiated their ability to spread the Spirit.
Evidence of Presence: The manifestation of the Holy Spirit served as
validation that new believers possessed the same Spirit as the original followers.
"Jesus has never been depicted as a blonde beardless man. They are
really stretching this meme. And since when are they concerned about
blasphemy against Jesus?? NEVER. They have depicted Jesus in the most abominable ways.
Remember the trannies at the last supper ? They did not complain then !"
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Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A
couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting
rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten this
much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our normal rainfall. Actually, we get more rain in a year than Seattle, but it's
terribly dry here. Lots of places go through drought, too much rain and flooding so this must be our year for dry conditions.

~
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On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:38:01 -0500, Sissy Simmons
<sissysimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting
rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it. >>

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten this
much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday. Holy cow made
me think of stupid, elephant worshiping Hindus, and how they don't get
to have this. Stupid Hindus and Bruce. >https://photos.app.goo.gl/fSwztJ1Wk4cJr26DA
Certified Angus, USDA Prime graded beef.

Fuck the Hindus. The fucking hillbilly needs to dump that Hindu before
Trump up and croaks because we don't want no blue god with shitloads of
arms idols in the White House. Then he can marry that blonde Kirk whore. >Then we'd have both a First Whore and a Second Whore.
Fucking Hindus.
https://faculty.som.yale.edu/jameschoi/gandhi-the-non-saint/

Narcissistic rage strikes again. I don't think a personality disorder
can be cured, but professional help might enable you to deal with it
better, Sissy Simmons.
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On Thu, 21 May 2026 03:54:58 +1000
Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:38:01 -0500, Sissy Simmons
<sissysimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're
in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday. Holy
cow made me think of stupid, elephant worshiping Hindus, and how
they don't get to have this. Stupid Hindus and Bruce. >https://photos.app.goo.gl/fSwztJ1Wk4cJr26DA
Certified Angus, USDA Prime graded beef.

Fuck the Hindus. The fucking hillbilly needs to dump that Hindu
before Trump up and croaks because we don't want no blue god with
shitloads of arms idols in the White House. Then he can marry that
blonde Kirk whore. Then we'd have both a First Whore and a Second
Whore. Fucking Hindus. >https://faculty.som.yale.edu/jameschoi/gandhi-the-non-saint/

Narcissistic rage strikes again. I don't think a personality disorder
can be cured, but professional help might enable you to deal with it
better, Sissy Simmons.

The rage is troubling, what if he pops off on some innocent Trumper when wifey's vacationing in Fwonce?

We could be looking at a reverso-Ferguson thing.

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On 2026-05-20 1:47 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting
rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it. >>>

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten this
much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our normal rainfall. Actually, we get more rain in a year than Seattle, but it's terribly dry here. Lots of places go through drought, too much rain and flooding so this must be our year for dry conditions.

We have lots of rain here this spring and the weather has been odd. It
was a long, cold kept winter and I was waiting and waiting for spring.
All of a sudden it warmed up for a few days. Then last evening the
temperature sank, the winds hit and then that heavy rain and thunder.


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On 5/20/2026 1:07 PM, Hound Adams wrote:

On Thu, 21 May 2026 03:54:58 +1000
Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:38:01 -0500, Sissy Simmons
<sissysimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're
in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday. Holy
cow made me think of stupid, elephant worshiping Hindus, and how
they don't get to have this. Stupid Hindus and Bruce.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/fSwztJ1Wk4cJr26DA
Certified Angus, USDA Prime graded beef.

Fuck the Hindus. The fucking hillbilly needs to dump that Hindu
before Trump up and croaks because we don't want no blue god with
shitloads of arms idols in the White House. Then he can marry that
blonde Kirk whore. Then we'd have both a First Whore and a Second
Whore. Fucking Hindus.
https://faculty.som.yale.edu/jameschoi/gandhi-the-non-saint/

Narcissistic rage strikes again. I don't think a personality disorder
can be cured, but professional help might enable you to deal with it
better, Sissy Simmons.

The rage is troubling, what if he pops off on some innocent Trumper when wifey's vacationing in Fwonce?

We could be looking at a reverso-Ferguson thing.

I wouldn't touch a piece of shit.
--
--Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
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Bryan Simmons wrote:

(bad hillbilly, not good hillbilly)

https://postimg.cc/f38Czr3M

Indeed.
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On Wed, 20 May 2026 13:34:23 -0500
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/20/2026 1:07 PM, Hound Adams wrote:

On Thu, 21 May 2026 03:54:58 +1000
Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:38:01 -0500, Sissy Simmons
<sissysimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're
in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.
Holy cow made me think of stupid, elephant worshiping Hindus, and
how they don't get to have this. Stupid Hindus and Bruce.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/fSwztJ1Wk4cJr26DA
Certified Angus, USDA Prime graded beef.

Fuck the Hindus. The fucking hillbilly needs to dump that Hindu
before Trump up and croaks because we don't want no blue god with
shitloads of arms idols in the White House. Then he can marry that
blonde Kirk whore. Then we'd have both a First Whore and a Second
Whore. Fucking Hindus.
https://faculty.som.yale.edu/jameschoi/gandhi-the-non-saint/

Narcissistic rage strikes again. I don't think a personality
disorder can be cured, but professional help might enable you to
deal with it better, Sissy Simmons.

The rage is troubling, what if he pops off on some innocent Trumper
when wifey's vacationing in Fwonce?

We could be looking at a reverso-Ferguson thing.

I wouldn't touch a piece of shit.

Yet you'd kick a woman in her pussy?!??

C'mon, you have anger management issues bro.

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On 2026-05-20, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton
<chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-19, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A >>> couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance. The power blipped off for a >>> moment but came back on. It is raining so hard I lost my TV satellite
signal. It looks like it could keep on for a couple hours.

We had some hard rain a few hours earlier than you, but the good
stuff passed north of us on its way over to you. You're about
67 miles farther north than us.

I'm a bit shaky about American topography and know absolutely nothing
about Canadian topography, and would never have guessed that Cindy
(USA) is closer to Dave Smith (CAN) than to any other American in this newsgroup.

Songbird is closer. Dave is 67 miles closer to the North Pole than
I am, but he's considerably east of me.
--
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On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A >> >> couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting
rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it. >> >

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten this
much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this time
of year.
--
Cindy Hamilton
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On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A >>> >> couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting
rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten this
much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our normal
rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this time
of year.

:)
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On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC)
Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading
this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well;
we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our
normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this time
of year.

Only if you're dense enough to think that the rain is doled out month by
month to an exacting system of precise allocations.

"Normal" however refers to a compilation of divergent annual weather
patterns to average out over time what is "normal".

Hammy dear, it's not "The Truman Show"...right?

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On Thu, 21 May 2026 07:44:53 +1000
Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net ><user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last
half hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm
heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a
vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well;
we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our
normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this time
of year.

:)

Please don't be a simp like Hammy.

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On 2026-05-20 5:40 p.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On 2026-05-20, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

I'm a bit shaky about American topography and know absolutely nothing
about Canadian topography, and would never have guessed that Cindy
(USA) is closer to Dave Smith (CAN) than to any other American in this
newsgroup.

Songbird is closer. Dave is 67 miles closer to the North Pole than
I am, but he's considerably east of me.

What's a few hundred miles between friends? Latitude is not the only
factor on weather. Vancouver is at least 300 miles further north than we
are are but their winters are much milder than ours. We are about the
same latitude as northern Spain and the south of France but our winters
are much colder than ours. Places like Paris, London and the Netherlands
are about the same latitude as Winnipeg where winter temperatures can be
-40 or colder, but it rarely drops below freezing there.

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On 5/20/2026 5:42 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading this way. A >>>>> couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. We're expecting
rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're in desperate need of it. >>>>

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten this
much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our normal
rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this time
of year.

We are 14" shy in my county, most are also very low. Some water use restrictions.
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On Wed, 20 May 2026 18:20:07 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

On 2026-05-20 5:40 p.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On 2026-05-20, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

I'm a bit shaky about American topography and know absolutely nothing
about Canadian topography, and would never have guessed that Cindy
(USA) is closer to Dave Smith (CAN) than to any other American in this
newsgroup.

Songbird is closer. Dave is 67 miles closer to the North Pole than
I am, but he's considerably east of me.

What's a few hundred miles between friends? Latitude is not the only
factor on weather. Vancouver is at least 300 miles further north than we
are are but their winters are much milder than ours. We are about the
same latitude as northern Spain and the south of France but our winters
are much colder than ours. Places like Paris, London and the Netherlands
are about the same latitude as Winnipeg where winter temperatures can be
-40 or colder, but it rarely drops below freezing there.

During Dutch winters it will always freeze on several days or nights
at least. The coldest I've experienced is -23.5C (-10.3F). I put a
newspaper under my jacket that day before getting on my bicycle. If
you ever emigrate, always emigrate towards the sun.
--
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Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> posted:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this time
of year.

Our normal rainfall for this time of the year is 4.39 inches. We're
sitting at a 5.25-inch deficit. Weatherperson was telling us at 6:15
that the torrent will be here at 6:50 p.m. We had a _light_ shower.
That makes two _light_ showers today.

~
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On 2026-05-21, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net wrote:

Our normal rainfall for this time of the year is 4.39 inches.

Ok.

We're sitting at a 5.25-inch deficit

What? That means you had negative 0.86" of rain so far this year.

Did water fall up into an empty sky to make dark clouds?

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On 2026-05-20 10:04 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> posted:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our normal >>> rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this time
of year.

Our normal rainfall for this time of the year is 4.39 inches. We're
sitting at a 5.25-inch deficit. Weatherperson was telling us at 6:15
that the torrent will be here at 6:50 p.m. We had a _light_ shower.
That makes two _light_ showers today.

If you are looking for the missing rain I think it has been landing here.

~

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On 2026-05-20 3:58 p.m., Ike Tucker wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC)
Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last half
hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm heading
this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well;
we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our
normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this time
of year.

Only if you're dense enough to think that the rain is doled out month by month to an exacting system of precise allocations.

"Normal" however refers to a compilation of divergent annual weather
patterns to average out over time what is "normal".

Hammy dear, it's not "The Truman Show"...right?

Cindy clearly has a much more sophisticated knowledge of the English
language than you!!
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On 2026-05-20, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

On 2026-05-20 5:40 p.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On 2026-05-20, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

I'm a bit shaky about American topography and know absolutely nothing
about Canadian topography, and would never have guessed that Cindy
(USA) is closer to Dave Smith (CAN) than to any other American in this
newsgroup.

Songbird is closer. Dave is 67 miles closer to the North Pole than
I am, but he's considerably east of me.

What's a few hundred miles between friends? Latitude is not the only
factor on weather.

Of course it isn't. Around here, the Great Lakes have quite a bit
of influence. There's a pinch point at the Detroit River that makes
some systems go either north or south of my location.
--
Cindy Hamilton
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On 5/20/2026 2:09 PM, Hound Adams wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 13:34:23 -0500
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/20/2026 1:07 PM, Hound Adams wrote:

On Thu, 21 May 2026 03:54:58 +1000
Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:38:01 -0500, Sissy Simmons
<sissysimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well; we're
in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.
Holy cow made me think of stupid, elephant worshiping Hindus, and
how they don't get to have this. Stupid Hindus and Bruce.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/fSwztJ1Wk4cJr26DA
Certified Angus, USDA Prime graded beef.

Fuck the Hindus. The fucking hillbilly needs to dump that Hindu
before Trump up and croaks because we don't want no blue god with
shitloads of arms idols in the White House. Then he can marry that
blonde Kirk whore. Then we'd have both a First Whore and a Second
Whore. Fucking Hindus.
https://faculty.som.yale.edu/jameschoi/gandhi-the-non-saint/

Narcissistic rage strikes again. I don't think a personality
disorder can be cured, but professional help might enable you to
deal with it better, Sissy Simmons.

The rage is troubling, what if he pops off on some innocent Trumper
when wifey's vacationing in Fwonce?

We could be looking at a reverso-Ferguson thing.

I wouldn't touch a piece of shit.

Yet you'd kick a woman in her pussy?!??

Me? *DO* that? I don't even break minor traffic regulations other than
speed, and almost never more than 6-7 over. I've got too much to lose to commit crimes. I bet that you wouldn't *personally* violently storm
Congress like the Jan. 6 folks you likely support.>

C'mon, you have anger management issues bro.

I think that I manage my anger quite well.
--
--Bryan https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/

For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton
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On 2026-05-21 4:55 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On 2026-05-20, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

What's a few hundred miles between friends? Latitude is not the only
factor on weather.

Of course it isn't. Around here, the Great Lakes have quite a bit
of influence. There's a pinch point at the Detroit River that makes
some systems go either north or south of my location.

I am half way between two of them. If I go around the corner and drive
north about two miles I hit a high point on the peninsula and can one
lake ahead and the other behind. Riding around on a motorcycle in the
spring the temperature change is very noticeable.

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On Thu, 21 May 2026 06:00:34 -0500
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/20/2026 2:09 PM, Hound Adams wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 13:34:23 -0500
Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/20/2026 1:07 PM, Hound Adams wrote:

On Thu, 21 May 2026 03:54:58 +1000
Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 09:38:01 -0500, Sissy Simmons
<sissysimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well;
we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.
Holy cow made me think of stupid, elephant worshiping Hindus,
and how they don't get to have this. Stupid Hindus and Bruce.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/fSwztJ1Wk4cJr26DA
Certified Angus, USDA Prime graded beef.

Fuck the Hindus. The fucking hillbilly needs to dump that Hindu
before Trump up and croaks because we don't want no blue god
with shitloads of arms idols in the White House. Then he can
marry that blonde Kirk whore. Then we'd have both a First Whore
and a Second Whore. Fucking Hindus.
https://faculty.som.yale.edu/jameschoi/gandhi-the-non-saint/

Narcissistic rage strikes again. I don't think a personality
disorder can be cured, but professional help might enable you to
deal with it better, Sissy Simmons.

The rage is troubling, what if he pops off on some innocent
Trumper when wifey's vacationing in Fwonce?

We could be looking at a reverso-Ferguson thing.

I wouldn't touch a piece of shit.

Yet you'd kick a woman in her pussy?!??

Me? *DO* that?

Would you like a recap post of the multiple times you've raged that
out here?

I don't even break minor traffic regulations other
than speed, and almost never more than 6-7 over. I've got too much to
lose to commit crimes. I bet that you wouldn't *personally* violently
storm Congress like the Jan. 6 folks you likely support.

I have never supported Ray Epps nor any of the goobermint's false flag
psyops.

Grow up.

C'mon, you have anger management issues bro.

I think that I manage my anger quite well.

If this RFC froth is only a release valve, perhaps.

But when you do blow you'll leave a nice trial of foam behind to mull
over.


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On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:39:20 -0600
Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca> wrote:

On 2026-05-20 3:58 p.m., Ike Tucker wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC)
Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last
half hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm
heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a
vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well;
we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our
normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this
time of year.

Only if you're dense enough to think that the rain is doled out
month by month to an exacting system of precise allocations.

"Normal" however refers to a compilation of divergent annual weather patterns to average out over time what is "normal".

Hammy dear, it's not "The Truman Show"...right?

Cindy clearly has a much more sophisticated knowledge of the English language than you!!

Cindy is scientifically clueless, perhaps like you?

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On 21 May 2026 20:20:24 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell
<leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 19:46:41 +1000, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos >><bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

I'm a bit shaky about American topography and know absolutely nothing >>>about Canadian topography, and would never have guessed that Cindy
(USA) is closer to Dave Smith (CAN) than to any other American in this >>>newsgroup.

Wait, I forgot latitude.

Latitude, longitude and elevation. We all live in our own three
dimensional boxes. If we agreed on a center-point for the Universe, we
could make those boxes four dimensional. Or six dimensional! Wait! Then >there's a time factor. This is too complicated.

Also, proximity to the ocean and winds, like the Roaring Forties in
the southern hemisphere.
--
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On 2026-05-21, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

Latitude, longitude and elevation.
We all live in our own three dimensional boxes.

If we agreed on a center-point for the Universe,
we could make those boxes four dimensional.
Or six dimensional! Wait! Then there's a
time factor.

Are you trying to trigger me?

The one (1) box for everyone is the 3-D
you mentioned (Lat+Lon+Elev='geocentric').

Going to 4 space dimensions (quaternions) is too
complicated to imagine because the 1st (r) is real but
the last 3 of them are'imaginary' unit vectors i, j, k.

Each squared is -1, and multiplying two with
each other always produces the 3rd vector,
but + or - DEPENDING ON MULTIPLICATION ORDER.

This is too complicated.

Ironically, it turns out that complicated spherical
coordinate calculations (trigonometry in 3-D universe)
are simple vector inner products using quaternions.

Just add a few numbers together in 4-D.

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On 21 May 2026 20:52:09 GMT, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

On 2026-05-21, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

This is too complicated.

Ironically, it turns out that complicated spherical
coordinate calculations (trigonometry in 3-D universe)
are simple vector inner products using quaternions.

I was just going to say that!
--
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On 21 May 2026 20:20:24 GMT
Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid>
wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 19:46:41 +1000, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
<bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

I'm a bit shaky about American topography and know absolutely
nothing about Canadian topography, and would never have guessed
that Cindy (USA) is closer to Dave Smith (CAN) than to any other
American in this newsgroup.

Wait, I forgot latitude.

Latitude, longitude and elevation. We all live in our own three
dimensional boxes. If we agreed on a center-point for the Universe, we
could make those boxes four dimensional. Or six dimensional! Wait!
Then there's a time factor. This is too complicated.

Dodecahedron dipped in torsion field physics.

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On 21 May 2026 20:52:09 GMT
Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

On 2026-05-21, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

Latitude, longitude and elevation.
We all live in our own three dimensional boxes.

If we agreed on a center-point for the Universe,
we could make those boxes four dimensional.
Or six dimensional! Wait! Then there's a
time factor.

Are you trying to trigger me?

The one (1) box for everyone is the 3-D
you mentioned (Lat+Lon+Elev='geocentric').

Going to 4 space dimensions (quaternions) is too
complicated to imagine because the 1st (r) is real but
the last 3 of them are'imaginary' unit vectors i, j, k.

Each squared is -1, and multiplying two with
each other always produces the 3rd vector,
but + or - DEPENDING ON MULTIPLICATION ORDER.

This is too complicated.

Ironically, it turns out that complicated spherical
coordinate calculations (trigonometry in 3-D universe)
are simple vector inner products using quaternions.

Just add a few numbers together in 4-D.

Or go straight to Enoch:
AI Overview
"The Book of Enoch and the concept of multiple
dimensions connect primarily through ancient Jewish cosmology,
specifically in the Second Book of Enoch (or The Secrets of Enoch).
This text describes a multidimensional reality as Enoch is taken on a
guided tour of the cosmos.Key connections to multidimensional reality include:The Ten Heavens: The text outlines a vertical cosmos consisting
of ten distinct heavens and a separate dimension of time. Each
successive heaven represents a higher, more complex spiritual plane
housing different entities, phenomena, and storehouses of creation
(e.g., the storehouses of snow, dew, and light).The Intersecting
Realms: In these ancient texts, Earth is often interpreted as an
intersection point where the higher dimensions (Heaven) and lower
dimensions (The Abyss) collide or intersect, making it a focal point
for spiritual activity and cosmic crossroads.Cosmic Portals: Enoch’s
journey through the cosmos alongside angelic guides (like Uriel)
details paths through the universe, portals, and astronomical
dimensions that were previously hidden from humanity.Interdimensional
Entities: The Watchers (angels who descended to Earth to intermarry
with humans) and the Nephilim are often discussed in modern esoteric
and UFO communities as interdimensional beings operating outside
conventional physical laws."
But checkout how the right savaged Colbert for his simple answer of
returning to source: https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/05/21/stephen-colbert-baffles-christians-with-mystic-view-of-the-afterlife-a-dispersion-of-the-self-into-some-other-great-being/
"During an “orgy of self-worship” where a massive string of celebrity guests asked Colbert to answer questions about himself, comedian Jim
Gaffigan entered the host’s chair and posed a query that Colbert
himself has asked many times: “What do you think happens when we die?”
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The comedic writer said this his view isn’t very concrete — “it’s more like a feeling, and the feeling is that when we die, I think there is some continuance of some kind. But it’s like a dispersion of the self into some other greater being. And I don’t have any other feelings beyond that.”
Gaffigan, also a professed Catholic, quipped back, “What you’re saying is: we become Febreze.”
“Yes. Right,” Colbert (who famously boasted “I teach Sunday school, motherf**ker!”) replied with a smile. “That’s exactly right.”
The interaction quickly sparked a flurry of conversation on social media, with this author remarking that Colbert’s view of the afterlife “sounds more like the Gnostic concept of the Pleroma than the Catholic doctrine of Heaven.”
The “pleroma” is a Greek word that ancient Gnostics, like the followers of Valentinus, used to communicate the mythology that all physical matter is splintered off from a perfect divine being, and it will eventually return to that Godhead, or “Fullness,” and the corruption known as the physical world will cease to exist.
According to Valentinian teaching, human beings (personified as Sophia) were originally part of the divine collectivity or Fullness (pleroma). The world originates when human beings fall into a state of suffering and deficiency. Physical existence is explicitly identified with this fallen state. Similarly, the dissolution of the world and restoration to Fullness takes place through gnosis.
…
The Valentinian initiation ritual included prayers for the ascent to the eighth heaven in which the person declared their origin from the “Pre-existent One” and renounced the authority of the Craftsman (Demiurge) and the lower powers. (Irenaeus Against Heresies 1:21:5 cf. First Apocalypse of James 32:29-36:1, Irenaeus Against Heresies 1:13:6).
While some commentators agreed Colbert’s take sounds quite Gnostic, others said this belief sounds like Buddhism or Hinduism. One user remarked, “Stephen Colbert chooses the Childhood’s End Overmind ending to nobody’s surprise,” referring to the Arthur C. Clarke novel where aliens who resemble Medieval depictions of demons trigger the extinction of humankind through transhumanist experimentation.
One reply suggested Colbert may be referring to the “Omega Point”
theory espoused by Pierre Tielhard de Chardin, who finds an acolyte in
fellow Jesuit (and unwavering subversive) James Martin. He and Colbert
have a long relationship, where the latter declared the former the
“official chaplain” of his Comedy Central show The Colbert Report. In
the past year, each man interviewed the other on the broadcasts and
podcasts that they host.
Several Catholic X users called the late-night host’s view “heretical” and a “disgrace to the Catholic faith.” Some labeled him a “Cafeteria Catholic” (a person who picks and chooses which doctrines of the church they accept) or “Catholic in Name Only.” Several people quoted the Apostles’ Creed, which Colbert would have to recite frequently at Mass, which states Christians believe in “the resurrection of the body” and “life everlasting.” Author Daniel Foster remarked: “Colbert was a serious Catholic once upon a time but let himself get midlifed and cohorted into the bland and vaguely eastern spiritualism of the celebrity class.”
A Baptist pastor replying to the clip articulated the orthodox Christian view of life after death — that believers will go into the presence of God but retain their identity and eventually undergo a bodily resurrection:
That is far closer to vague spiritual monism than historic Christianity. Scripture does not teach that we are “dispersed” into some greater impersonal being after death. Human beings remain personal, conscious, morally accountable, and either in the presence of Christ or under judgment.
Jesus did not speak of the afterlife as the loss of self, but as resurrection, eternal life, fellowship with God, and the redeemed dwelling with Him forever. Christianity is not absorption into the divine. It is reconciliation to the living God through Jesus Christ.
Spectator editor Damian Thompson got in a good joke about the end of
The Late Show due to its reported unprofitable viewership. “Colbert’s version of the afterlife: vanishing into the ether like a cancelled
talk show,” he wrote."
Small minded prigs!
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Mike Duffy wrote on 5/21/2026 3:52 PM:

Are you trying to trigger me?

You cannot be triggered.

You exist only in a special quantum field, much like a magical fart
blown onto a daisy flower ... then ... poof ... you appear as a
turd floating down a river in africa ... then china. And finally
arriving back in canada, to cheering crowds!

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On 2026-05-21, Hank Rogers wrote:

You exist only in a special quantum field,
much like a magical [...] daisy flower ...
then ... poof ... you appear [...]
in africa ... then china. And finally
arriving back in Canada, to cheering crowds!

My goodness! Are you deliberately communicating
with the dark matter beings who weave our dreams?

Beware! They have a sort of twisted sense of humour.
They'll teach you how to perform magic like wiggling
your ears in a dream, and then you wake up and
in real life you cannot stop your ears from wiggling.

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On 2026-05-21, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

Are you trying to trigger me?

I was! It worked. I almost wrote, "Duffy, take it from here". 🙂
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On 2026-05-21, Pierre Choderlos de Laclos <bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Also, proximity to the ocean and winds, like the Roaring Forties in
the southern hemisphere.

My parents were old enough to appreciate the Roaring Twenties.
They were given enough latitude. 😉
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On 21 May 2026 23:49:33 GMT
Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

On 2026-05-21, Hank Rogers wrote:

You exist only in a special quantum field,
much like a magical [...] daisy flower ...
then ... poof ... you appear [...]
in africa ... then china. And finally
arriving back in Canada, to cheering crowds!

My goodness! Are you deliberately communicating
with the dark matter beings who weave our dreams?

Beware! They have a sort of twisted sense of humour.
They'll teach you how to perform magic like wiggling
your ears in a dream, and then you wake up and
in real life you cannot stop your ears from wiggling.

Which begs the question, is Hank his own Tulpa here?

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Ike Tucker <it@inva.lid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:39:20 -0600
Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca> wrote:

On 2026-05-20 3:58 p.m., Ike Tucker wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC)
Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last
half hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm
heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a
vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well;
we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten
this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our
normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this
time of year.

Only if you're dense enough to think that the rain is doled out
month by month to an exacting system of precise allocations.

"Normal" however refers to a compilation of divergent annual weather patterns to average out over time what is "normal".

Hammy dear, it's not "The Truman Show"...right?

Cindy clearly has a much more sophisticated knowledge of the English language than you!!

Cindy is scientifically clueless, perhaps like you?

Do you also think all the children are above average?
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Roger Rhino <not@my.home> wrote:

Ike Tucker <it@inva.lid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:39:20 -0600
Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca> wrote:

On 2026-05-20 3:58 p.m., Ike Tucker wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC)
Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last
half hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm
heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a
vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us.
We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well;
we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've gotten >>>>>>> this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3" yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is our
normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this
time of year.

Only if you're dense enough to think that the rain is doled out
month by month to an exacting system of precise allocations.

"Normal" however refers to a compilation of divergent annual weather
patterns to average out over time what is "normal".

Hammy dear, it's not "The Truman Show"...right?

Cindy clearly has a much more sophisticated knowledge of the English
language than you!!

Cindy is scientifically clueless, perhaps like you?

Do you also think all the children are above average?

Boy, have I seen some ugly kids on this vacation. I guess they’re getting ready to look like their parents.
--
—Bryan

For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly tested on laboratory animals.

“Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We’re just too courteous to say so.”
—Cindy Hamilton
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On Sun, 24 May 2026 00:06:07 -0700
Roger Rhino <not@my.home> wrote:

Ike Tucker <it@inva.lid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:39:20 -0600
Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca> wrote:

On 2026-05-20 3:58 p.m., Ike Tucker wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC)
Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last
half hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm
heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a
vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with
us. We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as
well; we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've
gotten this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3"
yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is
our normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for
this time of year.

Only if you're dense enough to think that the rain is doled out
month by month to an exacting system of precise allocations.

"Normal" however refers to a compilation of divergent annual
weather patterns to average out over time what is "normal".

Hammy dear, it's not "The Truman Show"...right?

Cindy clearly has a much more sophisticated knowledge of the
English language than you!!

Cindy is scientifically clueless, perhaps like you?

Do you also think all the children are above average?

Awards for all!

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On Sun, 24 May 2026 12:31:00 -0000 (UTC)
BryanGSimmons <BRYANGSIMMONS@GMAIL.COM> wrote:

Roger Rhino <not@my.home> wrote:

Ike Tucker <it@inva.lid> wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:39:20 -0600
Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca> wrote:

On 2026-05-20 3:58 p.m., Ike Tucker wrote:

On Wed, 20 May 2026 21:42:00 -0000 (UTC)
Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2026-05-20, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net
<user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

On 5/19/2026 8:36 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

Our telephone alert system has been going nuts for the last >>>>>>>>> half hour warning about dangerous wind and thunder storm
heading this way. A couple minutes ago it, and with a
vengeance.

Stay safe! But I wish you'd share some of that rain with us. >>>>>>>> We're expecting rain tonight and the next few days as well;
we're in desperate need of it.

It's unusual that you've gotten missed by rain when we've
gotten this much of it. My f-i-l's rain gauge read over 3"
yesterday.

Normally, by this time of the year we're way ahead of what is
our normal rainfall.

Normally, you should be exactly at your normal rainfall for this
time of year.

Only if you're dense enough to think that the rain is doled out
month by month to an exacting system of precise allocations.

"Normal" however refers to a compilation of divergent annual
weather patterns to average out over time what is "normal".

Hammy dear, it's not "The Truman Show"...right?

Cindy clearly has a much more sophisticated knowledge of the
English language than you!!

Cindy is scientifically clueless, perhaps like you?

Do you also think all the children are above average?

Boy, have I seen some ugly kids on this vacation. I guess they’re
getting ready to look like their parents.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdmwzb3poYmJmc3BjcWh6b29xMzZ2cDFjdWxkNmtpaWJ6bXhodHM4YyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/jkeXpmd3vu7H1nb9Sq/giphy.gif
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