• Re: "You've officially reached geezer status."

    From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sun Oct 11 18:51:09 2026
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    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 10/8/2026 8:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    That's what my son said when I told him that I had been targeted by a
    "jury duty scam." It was weird, because they tried to get me to drive to >> the police station to straighten it out. The actual police station.


    You're not an old geezer unless you believed and went to the police station.

    I almost wish that I'd told them I was on my way to the police station,
    just to see what would happen next, but I'm still nursing my arm. First
    time going walking will be this morning.

    Some kids these days think I play an old geezer dad-guitar. What the heck do
    those punk know? Nuttin.

    https://guitarpoint.de/product/1969-gibson-sg-special-cherry/

    I like SGs. Of course, I'm a geezer too. My main guitar is a black
    Blueshawk 1996.


    People of my generation were of a highly impressionable age when we saw films and listened to music of people playing iconic guitars and were hypnotized. We never have been able to snap out of it. It's these movies and recordings that have stunted the growth of an entire generation.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSp05euvRNU





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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Oct 12 06:22:24 2026
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    On Sun, 11 Oct 2026 18:51:09 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 10/8/2026 8:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    That's what my son said when I told him that I had been targeted by a
    "jury duty scam." It was weird, because they tried to get me to drive to >> >> the police station to straighten it out. The actual police station.

    You're not an old geezer unless you believed and went to the police station.

    I almost wish that I'd told them I was on my way to the police station,
    just to see what would happen next, but I'm still nursing my arm. First
    time going walking will be this morning.

    Some kids these days think I play an old geezer dad-guitar. What the heck do
    those punk know? Nuttin.

    https://guitarpoint.de/product/1969-gibson-sg-special-cherry/

    I like SGs. Of course, I'm a geezer too. My main guitar is a black
    Blueshawk 1996.

    People of my generation were of a highly impressionable age when we saw films >and listened to music of people playing iconic guitars and were hypnotized. We
    never have been able to snap out of it. It's these movies and recordings that >have stunted the growth of an entire generation.

    It sure stunted Bryan.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Oct 12 03:45:09 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

    On Sun, 11 Oct 2026 18:51:09 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 10/8/2026 8:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    That's what my son said when I told him that I had been targeted by a >> >> "jury duty scam." It was weird, because they tried to get me to drive to
    the police station to straighten it out. The actual police station.

    You're not an old geezer unless you believed and went to the police station.

    I almost wish that I'd told them I was on my way to the police station, >> just to see what would happen next, but I'm still nursing my arm. First >> time going walking will be this morning.

    Some kids these days think I play an old geezer dad-guitar. What the heck do
    those punk know? Nuttin.

    https://guitarpoint.de/product/1969-gibson-sg-special-cherry/

    I like SGs. Of course, I'm a geezer too. My main guitar is a black
    Blueshawk 1996.

    People of my generation were of a highly impressionable age when we saw films
    and listened to music of people playing iconic guitars and were hypnotized. We
    never have been able to snap out of it. It's these movies and recordings that
    have stunted the growth of an entire generation.

    It sure stunted Bryan.


    I don't think he's from my generation nor does he have guitars designed back in
    the 50's so there's probably still some hope left for him.



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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Oct 12 15:26:33 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 12 Oct 2026 03:45:09 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

    On Sun, 11 Oct 2026 18:51:09 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    People of my generation were of a highly impressionable age when we saw films
    and listened to music of people playing iconic guitars and were hypnotized. We
    never have been able to snap out of it. It's these movies and recordings that
    have stunted the growth of an entire generation.

    It sure stunted Bryan.

    I don't think he's from my generation nor does he have guitars designed back in
    the 50's so there's probably still some hope left for him.

    When he drinks a lot, he thinks he's Lola from the Kinks' song.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Mon Oct 19 18:55:47 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 10/11/2026 10:45 PM, dsi1 wrote:

    Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

    On Sun, 11 Oct 2026 18:51:09 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 10/8/2026 8:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    That's what my son said when I told him that I had been targeted by a >>>>>> "jury duty scam." It was weird, because they tried to get me to drive to >>>>>> the police station to straighten it out. The actual police station. >>>>>
    You're not an old geezer unless you believed and went to the police station.
    >
    I almost wish that I'd told them I was on my way to the police station, >>>> just to see what would happen next, but I'm still nursing my arm. First >>>> time going walking will be this morning.
    >
    Some kids these days think I play an old geezer dad-guitar. What the heck do
    those punk know? Nuttin.

    https://guitarpoint.de/product/1969-gibson-sg-special-cherry/
    >
    I like SGs. Of course, I'm a geezer too. My main guitar is a black
    Blueshawk 1996.

    People of my generation were of a highly impressionable age when we saw films
    and listened to music of people playing iconic guitars and were hypnotized. We
    never have been able to snap out of it. It's these movies and recordings that
    have stunted the growth of an entire generation.

    It sure stunted Bryan.


    I don't think he's from my generation nor does he have guitars designed back in
    the 50's so there's probably still some hope left for him.

    I'm not a guitar nerd. I'm not even a guitar*ist*. I've never owned an
    SG, but they are very pretty. I've never owned a 1st gen Corvette
    either. I have several guitars, but the only two I could imagine really playing again are the Blueshawk, which feels perfectly matched to me,
    and one of these. https://reverb.com/item/42725031-olp-mm12-ernie-ball-12-string-electric-guitar-natural
    --
    --Bryan

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

    "Most of the food described here is nauseating.
    We're just too courteous to say so."
    -- Cindy Hamilton

    "You know how I describe the economic and social classes in this
    country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.
    The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor
    are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class."
    -- George Carlin
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  • From Leonard Blaisdell@leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net to rec.food.cooking on Tue Oct 20 00:52:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-10-19, Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I'm not a guitar nerd. I'm not even a guitar*ist*. I've never owned an
    SG, but they are very pretty. I've never owned a 1st gen Corvette
    either. I have several guitars, but the only two I could imagine really playing again are the Blueshawk, which feels perfectly matched to me,
    and one of these. https://reverb.com/item/42725031-olp-mm12-ernie-ball-12-string-electric-guitar-natural


    Leo Kottke, king of the twelve string.
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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Tue Oct 20 12:33:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 20 Oct 2026 00:52:57 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell
    <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    On 2026-10-19, Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I'm not a guitar nerd. I'm not even a guitar*ist*. I've never owned an
    SG, but they are very pretty. I've never owned a 1st gen Corvette
    either. I have several guitars, but the only two I could imagine really
    playing again are the Blueshawk, which feels perfectly matched to me,
    and one of these.
    https://reverb.com/item/42725031-olp-mm12-ernie-ball-12-string-electric-guitar-natural

    Leo Kottke, king of the twelve string.

    I don't like 70s music where a guitar hero starts freaking on their
    instrument and we all have to be in awe, but in the meantime it sounds
    like an animal in pain. Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck and all
    the others. I don't know Leo Kottke, except the name.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Ed P@esp@snet.n to rec.food.cooking on Mon Oct 19 21:52:11 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 10/19/2026 9:33 PM, Uncle Bruce wrote:


    Leo Kottke, king of the twelve string.

    I don't like 70s music where a guitar hero starts freaking on their instrument and we all have to be in awe, but in the meantime it sounds
    like an animal in pain. Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck and all
    the others. I don't know Leo Kottke, except the name.


    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNV6GfHRXtu/?hl=en
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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Tue Oct 20 12:59:36 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 19 Oct 2026 21:52:11 -0400, Ed P <esp@snet.n> wrote:

    On 10/19/2026 9:33 PM, Uncle Bruce wrote:

    Leo Kottke, king of the twelve string.

    I don't like 70s music where a guitar hero starts freaking on their
    instrument and we all have to be in awe, but in the meantime it sounds
    like an animal in pain. Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck and all
    the others. I don't know Leo Kottke, except the name.

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNV6GfHRXtu/?hl=en

    That's different in the sense that it's acoustic and doesn't sound
    like a dying animal.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Oct 19 21:11:55 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/19/2026 8:33 PM:
    On 20 Oct 2026 00:52:57 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell
    <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    On 2026-10-19, Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I'm not a guitar nerd. I'm not even a guitar*ist*. I've never owned an
    SG, but they are very pretty. I've never owned a 1st gen Corvette
    either. I have several guitars, but the only two I could imagine really
    playing again are the Blueshawk, which feels perfectly matched to me,
    and one of these.
    https://reverb.com/item/42725031-olp-mm12-ernie-ball-12-string-electric-guitar-natural

    Leo Kottke, king of the twelve string.

    I don't like 70s music where a guitar hero starts freaking on their instrument and we all have to be in awe, but in the meantime it sounds
    like an animal in pain. Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck and all
    the others. I don't know Leo Kottke, except the name.


    You'd like Kottke Master.

    Once, Kottke was sitting on a stool ready to perform. He hiked his leg
    and blew a fart. He said he was always taught to start warming up on a
    low note. Then he began to play his guitar.

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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Tue Oct 20 13:17:48 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 19 Oct 2026 21:11:55 -0500, Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
    wrote:

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/19/2026 8:33 PM:
    On 20 Oct 2026 00:52:57 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell
    <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    On 2026-10-19, Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I'm not a guitar nerd. I'm not even a guitar*ist*. I've never owned an >>>> SG, but they are very pretty. I've never owned a 1st gen Corvette
    either. I have several guitars, but the only two I could imagine really >>>> playing again are the Blueshawk, which feels perfectly matched to me,
    and one of these.
    https://reverb.com/item/42725031-olp-mm12-ernie-ball-12-string-electric-guitar-natural

    Leo Kottke, king of the twelve string.

    I don't like 70s music where a guitar hero starts freaking on their
    instrument and we all have to be in awe, but in the meantime it sounds
    like an animal in pain. Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck and all
    the others. I don't know Leo Kottke, except the name.

    You'd like Kottke Master.

    Once, Kottke was sitting on a stool ready to perform. He hiked his leg
    and blew a fart. He said he was always taught to start warming up on a
    low note. Then he began to play his guitar.

    That's more your territory, Hankie.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Cindy Hamilton@chamilton5280@invalid.com to rec.food.cooking on Tue Oct 20 09:02:01 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-10-20, Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
    On 20 Oct 2026 00:52:57 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell
    <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    On 2026-10-19, Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I'm not a guitar nerd. I'm not even a guitar*ist*. I've never owned an
    SG, but they are very pretty. I've never owned a 1st gen Corvette
    either. I have several guitars, but the only two I could imagine really >>> playing again are the Blueshawk, which feels perfectly matched to me,
    and one of these.
    https://reverb.com/item/42725031-olp-mm12-ernie-ball-12-string-electric-guitar-natural

    Leo Kottke, king of the twelve string.

    I don't like 70s music where a guitar hero starts freaking on their instrument and we all have to be in awe, but in the meantime it sounds
    like an animal in pain. Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck and all
    the others. I don't know Leo Kottke, except the name.

    Acoustic guitarist. I'm sure I could find a CD of his music
    somewhere in the house. This album cover looks familiar: https://www.discogs.com/master/36131-Leo-Kottke-6-And-12-String-Guitar
    --
    Cindy Hamilton
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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Tue Oct 20 20:05:22 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Tue, 20 Oct 2026 09:02:01 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

    On 2026-10-20, Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
    On 20 Oct 2026 00:52:57 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell >><leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    On 2026-10-19, Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I'm not a guitar nerd. I'm not even a guitar*ist*. I've never owned an >>>> SG, but they are very pretty. I've never owned a 1st gen Corvette
    either. I have several guitars, but the only two I could imagine really >>>> playing again are the Blueshawk, which feels perfectly matched to me, >>>> and one of these.
    https://reverb.com/item/42725031-olp-mm12-ernie-ball-12-string-electric-guitar-natural

    Leo Kottke, king of the twelve string.

    I don't like 70s music where a guitar hero starts freaking on their
    instrument and we all have to be in awe, but in the meantime it sounds
    like an animal in pain. Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Beck and all
    the others. I don't know Leo Kottke, except the name.

    Acoustic guitarist. I'm sure I could find a CD of his music
    somewhere in the house. This album cover looks familiar: >https://www.discogs.com/master/36131-Leo-Kottke-6-And-12-String-Guitar

    Yes, not one of those shrieking animal guitarists. I think there's a
    reason why nobody, even Bryan, plays Led Zeppelin records anymore.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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