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On 2026-10-10, Hank Rogers wrote:

Another option is to become a rabid vegetarian,

Hank, I've been thinking. Maybe we should
be more accepting & compassionate to Bruce.

I was reading up on alpha-gal, which makes mammal
meat (raw & cooked) dangerously allergenic.

The article does not say if fish, tempah & tofu
turns you into a whining hypocrite, but someone
should let him know about chicken.

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

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On 11 Oct 2026 01:09:17 GMT, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

On 2026-10-10, Hank Rogers wrote:

Another option is to become a rabid vegetarian,

Hank, I've been thinking. Maybe we should
be more accepting & compassionate to Bruce.

Always a good idea.

I was reading up on alpha-gal, which makes mammal
meat (raw & cooked) dangerously allergenic.

The article does not say if fish, tempah & tofu
turns you into a whining hypocrite\

Clearly not or I'd have been a whining hypocrite by now.

, but someone should let him know about chicken.

No, it's meat.

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

I had crocodile once and it tasted like... you know what.
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Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> posted:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

What species of snake?

I watched a video a year or two ago of this guy in Russia who is a chef and
has quite a layout at his home for cooking. He cooked a python several different ways and said the taste was ok, just quite tough.

Next was an ostrich; it was cooked several different ways, too, and declared
it to be very, very good.

Last was a camel; it seems to be a popular choice in areas of Russia and
Asia. It was voted the best of all the meats, quite flavorful and it, too,
was cooked several different ways.

I'm guessing because the camel is in the deer family was why the meat was
so tasty.

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On Sun, 11 Oct 2026 01:26:03 GMT, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> posted:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

What species of snake?

I watched a video a year or two ago of this guy in Russia who is a chef and >has quite a layout at his home for cooking. He cooked a python several >different ways and said the taste was ok, just quite tough.

Next was an ostrich; it was cooked several different ways, too, and declared >it to be very, very good.

Last was a camel; it seems to be a popular choice in areas of Russia and >Asia. It was voted the best of all the meats, quite flavorful and it, too, >was cooked several different ways.

I'm guessing because the camel is in the deer family was why the meat was
so tasty.

You should try eating a Democrat, since you're so into corpses.
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Bruce
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On 2026-10-10 9:26 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net wrote:

Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> posted:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

What species of snake?

I watched a video a year or two ago of this guy in Russia who is a chef and has quite a layout at his home for cooking. He cooked a python several different ways and said the taste was ok, just quite tough.

Next was an ostrich; it was cooked several different ways, too, and declared it to be very, very good.

I had ostrich once in a restaurant in Whistler BC. It was good. It was
like a beef tenderloin and had been cooked fairly rare.

Last was a camel; it seems to be a popular choice in areas of Russia and Asia. It was voted the best of all the meats, quite flavorful and it, too, was cooked several different ways.

I'm guessing because the camel is in the deer family was why the meat was
so tasty.

I had reindeer when I was in Sweden. It was pretty good. I have also had
roast moose. It was like tough roast beef.

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On 10/10/2026 9:09 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

I've never seen snake but we have plenty of them.

Alligator is pretty good and easy to find. Often blended with pork.
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On 2026-10-11, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

It does. So does frog. That's from ancient memory.
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On 2026-10-11, ItsJoanNotJoAnn webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

Last was a camel; it seems to be a popular choice in areas of Russia and Asia. It was voted the best of all the meats, quite flavorful and it, too, was cooked several different ways.

The camel has to be Bactrian. Dromedary is for dates. 🤪
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On 2026-10-12, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

On 2026-10-11, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

It does. So does frog. That's from ancient memory.

Further reading says boas are toxic. That's from modern mercury.

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On 10/12/2026 11:33 AM, Mike Duffy wrote:

On 2026-10-12, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

On 2026-10-11, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

It does. So does frog. That's from ancient memory.

Further reading says boas are toxic. That's from modern mercury.

Person 1: I'm going to have a snack.
Person 2: What? Like Doritos or a cupcake?
Person 1: No. A snake. I know that they're supposed to be bad for you,
but everything in moderation.
Person 2: Seriously? You're having a snake for a snack?
Person 1: Yep. https://www.palmbeachpost.com/videos/news/environment/2026/07/07/florida-python-meat-high-in-mercury-but-an-occasional-snack-wont-kill-you/90826099007/
--
--Bryan

For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton

"You know how I describe the economic and social classes in this
country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.
The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor
are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class."
-- George Carlin
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On Mon, 12 Oct 2026 12:08:35 -0500, Bryan Simmons
<bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

On 10/12/2026 11:33 AM, Mike Duffy wrote:

On 2026-10-12, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

On 2026-10-11, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

It does. So does frog. That's from ancient memory.

Further reading says boas are toxic. That's from modern mercury.

Person 1: I'm going to have a snack.
Person 2: What? Like Doritos or a cupcake?
Person 1: No. A snake. I know that they're supposed to be bad for you,
but everything in moderation.
Person 2: Seriously? You're having a snake for a snack?
Person 1: Yep.

You have a new novel coming up, Bryan!
--
Bruce
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On 2026-10-12, Bryan Simmons wrote:

On 10/12/2026 11:33 AM, Mike Duffy wrote:

On 2026-10-12, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

On 2026-10-11, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

It does. So does frog. That's from ancient memory.

Further reading says boas are toxic. That's from modern mercury.

Person 1: I'm going to have a snack [...] A snake.
Person 2: Seriously? You're having a snake for a snack?

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/videos/news/environment/2026/07/07/florida-python-meat-high-in-mercury-but-an-occasional-snack-wont-kill-you/90826099007/

Ok Bryan. Now that you bring it up, how does a
rock star turn that into lyrics for a hit song?

From your duly 'admitted' Science-Degree holder,
Remember that mercury has medically & historically
well-known detrimental effects on cognition & volition.

Maybe you can use the buzz from the hit song to ask
Kuthe to engineer a Public Service Ad for those guys
& gals that hunt the snakes and alligators as well.

I personally won't buy any until Trump changes his tone.

Then I might but that would likely be after ostrich,
emu, elk, &c and all the other meat you can buy
at the high-end grocery stores already but are
priced ridiculously.

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On 10/12/2026 3:59 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:

On 2026-10-12, Bryan Simmons wrote:

On 10/12/2026 11:33 AM, Mike Duffy wrote:

On 2026-10-12, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

On 2026-10-11, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

And I just checked on the Internet. You can
buy snake sausages from Florida if you do not
like chicken, but they say it tastes like chicken.

It does. So does frog. That's from ancient memory.

Further reading says boas are toxic. That's from modern mercury.

Person 1: I'm going to have a snack [...] A snake.
Person 2: Seriously? You're having a snake for a snack?

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/videos/news/environment/2026/07/07/florida-python-meat-high-in-mercury-but-an-occasional-snack-wont-kill-you/90826099007/

Ok Bryan. Now that you bring it up, how does a
rock star turn that into lyrics for a hit song?

How in the world would I know? Also, that's not an interesting topic for
a song. Do any of these lyrics look like something that would make the
pop charts? I'm rather proud of them, and they address topics that I
felt needed to be spoken about, but the audience would always be limited. https://photos.app.goo.gl/QURMuMLm3HxvFHMg8

I've only written one food related song, and I don't think there's any
chance it'd hit the Billboard Top 100.

FAST FOOD MAN


The food tastes good and I'm lovin' my meal
But if I got to thinkin', it could really spoil it
When I think about whether you wash your hands
When you scratch your balls or use the toilet

Hey hey, fast food man
I wonder if you washed your hands
With all the things that you could do
I'm gonna be real nice to you

You cough a little, and rub your nose
You wipe your forehead, and I suppose
If I pissed you off, you could spit on my food
And piss and shit and semen too

Hey hey, fast food man
I wonder if you washed your hands
With all the things that you could do
I'm gonna be real nice to you

From your duly 'admitted' Science-Degree holder,
Remember that mercury has medically & historically
well-known detrimental effects on cognition & volition.

I don't eat fish that have mercury issues, not even as infrequent
snacks. Evergladian reptiles were never on my menu.>

Maybe you can use the buzz from the hit song to ask
Kuthe to engineer a Public Service Ad for those guys
& gals that hunt the snakes and alligators as well.

Like the rest of you, I have not read anything from Kuthe since
GoogleGroups went away. I did see online that he sold *The Cumrag &
Roach* a few years ago.>

I personally won't buy any until Trump changes his tone.

You *should* avoid buying American products when practical, but even
when we get a reasonable government friendly to Canada, you should
probably stick to avoiding our culinary reptiles.>

Then I might but that would likely be after ostrich,
emu, elk, &c and all the other meat you can buy
at the high-end grocery stores already but are
priced ridiculously.

The one time I had it, ostrich was gamey. It had a slightly liverish
flavor. Ick. I like corn finished beef, corn fed chicken, corn fed pork,
corn fed turkey and corn fed duck, and even corn finished lamb.
--
--Bryan

For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton

"You know how I describe the economic and social classes in this
country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.
The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor
are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class."
-- George Carlin
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