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    From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Wed Oct 14 17:03:21 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes. I've
    had so many really great green grapes this year.
    --
    --Bryan

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

    "Most of the food described here is nauseating.
    We're just too courteous to say so."
    -- Cindy Hamilton

    "You know how I describe the economic and social classes in this
    country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.
    The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor
    are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class."
    -- George Carlin

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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 09:05:40 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 17:03:21 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes. I've
    had so many really great green grapes this year.

    They must have been as cheap as you.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Wed Oct 14 18:07:23 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Bryan Simmons wrote on 10/14/2026 5:03 PM:
    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes. I've
    had so many really great green grapes this year.


    Grapes go well with the weight loss drugs too.


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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Wed Oct 14 18:11:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/14/2026 5:05 PM:
    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 17:03:21 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes. I've
    had so many really great green grapes this year.

    They must have been as cheap as you.


    Chef isn't cheap dummy. He's taking powerful drugs to loose weight.

    So, he doesn't eat much these days. Just leave him alone.

    Soon, he will be normal.

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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 10:20:08 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 18:11:57 -0500, Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
    wrote:

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/14/2026 5:05 PM:
    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 17:03:21 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes. I've
    had so many really great green grapes this year.

    They must have been as cheap as you.

    Chef isn't cheap dummy. He's taking powerful drugs to loose weight.

    So, he doesn't eat much these days. Just leave him alone.

    Soon, he will be normal.

    Ted Bundy Light is the only person here who always needs to say how
    much (or rather how little) he paid for a food item.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Wed Oct 14 19:14:45 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/14/2026 6:20 PM:
    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 18:11:57 -0500, Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
    wrote:

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/14/2026 5:05 PM:
    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 17:03:21 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes. I've >>>> had so many really great green grapes this year.

    They must have been as cheap as you.

    Chef isn't cheap dummy. He's taking powerful drugs to loose weight.

    So, he doesn't eat much these days. Just leave him alone.

    Soon, he will be normal.

    Ted Bundy Light is the only person here who always needs to say how
    much (or rather how little) he paid for a food item.


    At least he posts excerpts from the book.

    Sometimes I wish you had a book Master.


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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 11:42:51 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 19:14:45 -0500, Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
    wrote:

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/14/2026 6:20 PM:
    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 18:11:57 -0500, Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
    wrote:

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/14/2026 5:05 PM:

    They must have been as cheap as you.

    Chef isn't cheap dummy. He's taking powerful drugs to loose weight.

    So, he doesn't eat much these days. Just leave him alone.

    Soon, he will be normal.

    Ted Bundy Light is the only person here who always needs to say how
    much (or rather how little) he paid for a food item.

    At least he posts excerpts from the book.

    Hopefully that keeps him busy and stops him from writing another one.

    Sometimes I wish you had a book Master.

    Me too, Hankie.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Wed Oct 14 20:21:27 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 10/14/2026 7:14 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/14/2026 6:20 PM:
    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 18:11:57 -0500, Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid>
    wrote:

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/14/2026 5:05 PM:
    On Wed, 14 Oct 2026 17:03:21 -0500, Bryan Simmons
    <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> wrote:

    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes.
    I've
    had so many really great green grapes this year.

    They must have been as cheap as you.

    Chef isn't cheap dummy.  He's taking powerful drugs to loose weight.

    They are indeed powerful drugs.>>>
    So, he doesn't eat much these days.  Just leave him alone.

    Soon, he will be normal.

    Hahahaha.>>
    Ted Bundy Light is the only person here who always needs to say how
    much (or rather how little) he paid for a food item.


    At least he posts excerpts from the book.

    Sometimes I wish you had a book Master.

    The sissy humps my posts. I never click on his ass-sniffing comments.
    --
    --Bryan

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

    "Most of the food described here is nauseating.
    We're just too courteous to say so."
    -- Cindy Hamilton

    "You know how I describe the economic and social classes in this
    country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.
    The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor
    are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class."
    -- George Carlin
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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 08:38:17 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes. I've
    had so many really great green grapes this year.


    I had some grilled portobello mushroom today. Boy were they good. I'm going to have
    to make some.

    https://www.wellplated.com/grilled-portobello-mushrooms/
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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 19:46:54 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Thu, 15 Oct 2026 08:38:17 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    I figure that's time to make mushroom soup.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/gbDaEPaL9n7Syjh59

    Did you know today is National Dessert Day? My dessert was grapes. I've
    had so many really great green grapes this year.

    I had some grilled portobello mushroom today. Boy were they good. I'm going to have
    to make some.

    Mushrooms are great, especially if you don't eat meat.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Bryan Simmons@bryangsimmons@gmail.com to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 12:38:17 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 10/15/2026 3:38 AM, dsi1 wrote:
    portobello mushroom

    That's the same species as in my mushroom soup. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricus_bisporus
    --
    --Bryan

    For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
    tested on laboratory animals.

    "Most of the food described here is nauseating.
    We're just too courteous to say so."
    -- Cindy Hamilton

    "You know how I describe the economic and social classes in this
    country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes.
    The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor
    are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class."
    -- George Carlin
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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 19:15:15 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Bryan Simmons <bryangsimmons@gmail.com> posted:

    On 10/15/2026 3:38 AM, dsi1 wrote:
    portobello mushroom

    That's the same species as in my mushroom soup. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricus_bisporus


    When they're young, they're cute as a button. Then they get old and decrepid - sort of like me.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/4MuTsQdYmaCd949J9

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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net@user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 19:20:42 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    When they're young, they're cute as a button. Then they get old and decrepid -
    sort of like me.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/4MuTsQdYmaCd949J9


    You sure do have a lot of fingers on that right hand.

    ~
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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 19:33:21 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:


    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    When they're young, they're cute as a button. Then they get old and decrepid -
    sort of like me.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/4MuTsQdYmaCd949J9


    You sure do have a lot of fingers on that right hand.

    ~

    AI has a problem with rendering hands. The human race will be okay until AI can get this important part of human anatomy right. Then, we're doomed.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/mEe7vw9kzWr6nh4M7
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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Fri Oct 16 06:41:11 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Thu, 15 Oct 2026 19:33:21 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    When they're young, they're cute as a button. Then they get old and decrepid -
    sort of like me.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/4MuTsQdYmaCd949J9

    You sure do have a lot of fingers on that right hand.

    AI has a problem with rendering hands. The human race will be okay until AI can
    get this important part of human anatomy right. Then, we're doomed.

    "Doom Scenarios And I, A Journey" by David Aloha. Coming soon to a
    book store near you.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 15:01:21 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    Uncle Bruce wrote on 10/15/2026 2:41 PM:
    On Thu, 15 Oct 2026 19:33:21 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    When they're young, they're cute as a button. Then they get old and decrepid -
    sort of like me.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/4MuTsQdYmaCd949J9

    You sure do have a lot of fingers on that right hand.

    AI has a problem with rendering hands. The human race will be okay until AI can
    get this important part of human anatomy right. Then, we're doomed.

    "Doom Scenarios And I, A Journey" by David Aloha. Coming soon to a
    book store near you.


    But only available in da future, and then only in da Hiwayan bookstores.

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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 20:35:56 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

    On Thu, 15 Oct 2026 19:33:21 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    When they're young, they're cute as a button. Then they get old and decrepid -
    sort of like me.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/4MuTsQdYmaCd949J9

    You sure do have a lot of fingers on that right hand.

    AI has a problem with rendering hands. The human race will be okay until AI can
    get this important part of human anatomy right. Then, we're doomed.

    "Doom Scenarios And I, A Journey" by David Aloha. Coming soon to a
    book store near you.


    I wouldn't worry about it much since there's nothing you can do about it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEFwiXWieM



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  • From Hank Rogers@Hank@nospam.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Thu Oct 15 18:31:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    dsi1 wrote on 10/15/2026 3:35 PM:

    Uncle Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:

    On Thu, 15 Oct 2026 19:33:21 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net <user4742@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> posted:

    When they're young, they're cute as a button. Then they get old and decrepid -
    sort of like me.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/4MuTsQdYmaCd949J9

    You sure do have a lot of fingers on that right hand.

    AI has a problem with rendering hands. The human race will be okay until AI can
    get this important part of human anatomy right. Then, we're doomed.

    "Doom Scenarios And I, A Journey" by David Aloha. Coming soon to a
    book store near you.


    I wouldn't worry about it much since there's nothing you can do about it.

    Uncle, nobody worries about yoose, or any other asian invader on da rock.

    We are sorry for da Hiwayans, but not yoose.

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  • From Mike Duffy@mxduffy@bell.net to rec.food.cooking on Fri Oct 16 06:24:11 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-10-15, Hank Rogers wrote:

    Sometimes I wish you had a book Master.

    Hank! Didn't I brag here a few years ago about casting
    Bruce as the president of the USA in my kid's book?

    Here is the link again for the newbies here:

    http://mduffy.x10host.com/dogdayafternoon.htm

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  • From Uncle Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Fri Oct 16 18:08:31 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 16 Oct 2026 06:24:11 GMT, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:

    On 2026-10-15, Hank Rogers wrote:

    Sometimes I wish you had a book Master.

    Hank! Didn't I brag here a few years ago about casting
    Bruce as the president of the USA in my kid's book?

    Here is the link again for the newbies here:

    http://mduffy.x10host.com/dogdayafternoon.htm

    Can't be worse than Trump.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/kGrR1tp8/orange-clown.jpg>
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