• Martijn Benders Laughs at Douchebag Willie!

    From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.drwho on Sun Jul 5 11:57:09 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.drwho

    Do you ever wish the Scumville All-Fails could play like Benders played
    you? Just curious.

    ZAWWWWW-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

    "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
    single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
    flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,eh,...because.....
    because you like to call yourself a poet." -M.H. Benders

    "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
    your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
    remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
    you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
    have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
    do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
    spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
    the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
    'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders

    "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
    grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
    reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
    consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
    back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
    hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
    that happens." -M.H.Benders

    The fail is strong in this Douchebag. - Yoda

    ALL HAIL BENDERS - AAPC'S GREATEST TROLL!1!

    I've found that Mr. Benders is a very nice guy with a great sense of
    humor. I think he expected Dreckster to figure out how badly he'd
    been trolled relatively quickly but but he could never forsee that after
    15 years the dumbfuck is still in denial.

    PS: I'm pretty sure that Benders knows that Dreckweasel is still in
    denial and is laughing his ass off.
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
    Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
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  • From Bruce@Bruce@noneya.nope to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.drwho on Sun Jul 5 08:56:50 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.drwho

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    Do you ever wish the Scumville All-Fails could play like Benders played
    you? Just curious.

    ZAWWWWW-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

    "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
    single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
    flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a poet." -M.H. Benders

    "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
    your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
    remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
    you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
    have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
    do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
    spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
    the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
    'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders

    "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
    grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
    reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
    consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
    back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
    hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
    that happens." -M.H.Benders

    The fail is strong in this Douchebag. - Yoda

    ALL HAIL BENDERS - AAPC'S GREATEST TROLL!1!

    I've found that Mr. Benders is a very nice guy with a great sense of
    humor. I think he expected Dreckster to figure out how badly he'd
    been trolled relatively quickly but but he could never forsee that after
    15 years the dumbfuck is still in denial.

    PS: I'm pretty sure that Benders knows that Dreckweasel is still in
    denial and is laughing his ass off.


    A L L H A I L B E N D E R S !!!
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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@cujo@petitmorte.net to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.drwho on Sun Jul 5 12:59:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.drwho

    Bruce <Bruce@noneya.nope> wrote in news:18bf661361310cdd$6257$48660$26dd2c6e@news.thecubenet.com:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    Do you ever wish the Scumville All-Fails could play like Benders
    played you? Just curious.

    ZAWWWWW-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

    "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
    single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
    flood countless groups with this Spam
    because...well,eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a
    poet." -M.H. Benders

    "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
    your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
    remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
    you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
    gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All
    spammers I have seen so far were all without a single exception
    Americans. Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they
    get the idea spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven
    right to pollute the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under
    the flag of 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or
    reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders

    "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
    grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
    reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
    consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps
    coming back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old
    fuck, and I hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a
    better place if that happens." -M.H.Benders

    The fail is strong in this Douchebag. - Yoda

    ALL HAIL BENDERS - AAPC'S GREATEST TROLL!1!

    I've found that Mr. Benders is a very nice guy with a great sense of
    humor. I think he expected Dreckster to figure out how badly he'd
    been trolled relatively quickly but but he could never forsee that
    after 15 years the dumbfuck is still in denial.

    PS: I'm pretty sure that Benders knows that Dreckweasel is still in
    denial and is laughing his ass off.


    A L L H A I L B E N D E R S !!!

    BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!! BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!!
    BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!! BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!!
    BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!! BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!!
    BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!! BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!!


    Douchebag!
    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
    Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
    --- Synchronet 3.21d-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From doctor@doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.drwho on Sun Jul 5 18:47:08 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.drwho

    In article <XnsB48050E5C14CEPantyheadPoorHouse@157.180.91.226>,
    Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    Do you ever wish the Scumville All-Fails could play like Benders played
    you? Just curious.

    ZAWWWWW-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

    "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
    single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
    flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,eh,...because..... >because you like to call yourself a poet." -M.H. Benders

    "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
    your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
    remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
    you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which gives >Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
    have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
    do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
    spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
    the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
    'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection what >'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders

    "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
    grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
    reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
    consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
    back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
    hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
    that happens." -M.H.Benders

    The fail is strong in this Douchebag. - Yoda

    ALL HAIL BENDERS - AAPC'S GREATEST TROLL!1!

    I've found that Mr. Benders is a very nice guy with a great sense of
    humor. I think he expected Dreckster to figure out how badly he'd
    been trolled relatively quickly but but he could never forsee that after
    15 years the dumbfuck is still in denial.

    PS: I'm pretty sure that Benders knows that Dreckweasel is still in
    denial and is laughing his ass off.

    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're >functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." - >Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon

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    Subject: Martijn Benders Laughs at Douchebag Willie!
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  • From doctor@doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.drwho on Sun Jul 5 18:53:53 2026
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    In article <18bf661361310cdd$6257$48660$26dd2c6e@news.thecubenet.com>,
    Bruce <Bruce@noneya.nope> wrote:
    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    Do you ever wish the Scumville All-Fails could play like Benders played
    you? Just curious.

    ZAWWWWW-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

    "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
    single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
    flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,eh,...because.....
    because you like to call yourself a poet." -M.H. Benders

    "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
    your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
    remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
    you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which gives
    Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
    have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
    do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
    spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
    the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
    'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection what
    'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders

    "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
    grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
    reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
    consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
    back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
    hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
    that happens." -M.H.Benders

    The fail is strong in this Douchebag. - Yoda

    ALL HAIL BENDERS - AAPC'S GREATEST TROLL!1!

    I've found that Mr. Benders is a very nice guy with a great sense of
    humor. I think he expected Dreckster to figure out how badly he'd
    been trolled relatively quickly but but he could never forsee that after
    15 years the dumbfuck is still in denial.

    PS: I'm pretty sure that Benders knows that Dreckweasel is still in
    denial and is laughing his ass off.


    A L L H A I L B E N D E R S !!!

    2 new abuser trolls for oyu!
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    Member - Liberal International This is doctor@nk.ca Ici doctor@nk.ca
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  • From doctor@doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) to alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.drwho on Sun Jul 5 18:55:24 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.arts.drwho

    In article <XnsB4805B8913A57PantyheadPoorHouse@62.164.182.28>,
    Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
    Bruce <Bruce@noneya.nope> wrote in >news:18bf661361310cdd$6257$48660$26dd2c6e@news.thecubenet.com:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
    Do you ever wish the Scumville All-Fails could play like Benders
    played you? Just curious.

    ZAWWWWW-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

    "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
    single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
    flood countless groups with this Spam
    because...well,eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a
    poet." -M.H. Benders

    "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
    your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
    remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
    you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
    gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All
    spammers I have seen so far were all without a single exception
    Americans. Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they
    get the idea spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven
    right to pollute the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under
    the flag of 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or
    reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders

    "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
    grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
    reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
    consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps
    coming back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old
    fuck, and I hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a
    better place if that happens." -M.H.Benders

    The fail is strong in this Douchebag. - Yoda

    ALL HAIL BENDERS - AAPC'S GREATEST TROLL!1!

    I've found that Mr. Benders is a very nice guy with a great sense of
    humor. I think he expected Dreckster to figure out how badly he'd
    been trolled relatively quickly but but he could never forsee that
    after 15 years the dumbfuck is still in denial.

    PS: I'm pretty sure that Benders knows that Dreckweasel is still in
    denial and is laughing his ass off.


    A L L H A I L B E N D E R S !!!

    BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!! BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!!
    BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!! BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!!
    BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!! BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!!
    BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!! BENDERS RULES, DOUCHEBAG DROOLS!!!


    Douchebag!


    --
    "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
    you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're >functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." - >Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon

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