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A coyote swims to Alcatraz, that's unusual. That's an
exhausted shaking coyote, that just came from the Bay:

https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/san-francisco-coyote-alcatraz-21302218.php



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On Jan 27, 2026 at 12:35:09 AM PST, "Pluted Pup" <plutedpup@outlook.com>
wrote:

A coyote swims to Alcatraz, that's unusual. That's an
exhausted shaking coyote, that just came from the Bay:

https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/san-francisco-coyote-alcatraz-21302218.php

I can tell you exactly what happened:

COYOTE 1: Hey, man. I just swam all the way across that river. Whaddya think
of that?

COYOTE 2: Hold my beer.


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BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

On Jan 27, 2026 at 12:35:09 AM PST, "Pluted Pup" <plutedpup@outlook.com> wrote:

A coyote swims to Alcatraz, that's unusual. That's an
exhausted shaking coyote, that just came from the Bay:


https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/san-francisco-coyote-alcatraz-21302218.php

I can tell you exactly what happened:

COYOTE 1: Hey, man. I just swam all the way across that river. Whaddya think of that?

COYOTE 2: Hold my beer.

Soon to be a major motion picture!
“A Coyote Named Jack LaLane“
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On Tue, 27 Jan 2026 19:11:51 -0700, anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

On Jan 27, 2026 at 12:35:09 AM PST, "Pluted Pup" <plutedpup@outlook.com>
wrote:

A coyote swims to Alcatraz, that's unusual. That's an
exhausted shaking coyote, that just came from the Bay:


https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/san-francisco-coyote-alcatraz-21302218.php

I can tell you exactly what happened:

COYOTE 1: Hey, man. I just swam all the way across that river. Whaddya think >> of that?

COYOTE 2: Hold my beer.

Soon to be a major motion picture!
“A Coyote Named Jack LaLane“

Some animals have common sense and want to escape San Francisco
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On Jan 27, 2026 at 7:50:38 PM PST, "EGK" <memyself@null.net> wrote:

On Tue, 27 Jan 2026 19:11:51 -0700, anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

On Jan 27, 2026 at 12:35:09 AM PST, "Pluted Pup" <plutedpup@outlook.com> >>> wrote:

A coyote swims to Alcatraz, that's unusual. That's an
exhausted shaking coyote, that just came from the Bay:



https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/san-francisco-coyote-alcatraz-21302218.php

I can tell you exactly what happened:

COYOTE 1: Hey, man. I just swam all the way across that river. Whaddya think
of that?

COYOTE 2: Hold my beer.

Soon to be a major motion picture!
“A Coyote Named Jack LaLane“

Some animals have common sense and want to escape San Francisco

It was too unsanitary for the coyote.


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On 1/27/2026 7:50 PM, EGK wrote:

On Tue, 27 Jan 2026 19:11:51 -0700, anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

On Jan 27, 2026 at 12:35:09 AM PST, "Pluted Pup" <plutedpup@outlook.com> >>> wrote:

A coyote swims to Alcatraz, that's unusual. That's an
exhausted shaking coyote, that just came from the Bay:


https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/san-francisco-coyote-alcatraz-21302218.php

I can tell you exactly what happened:

COYOTE 1: Hey, man. I just swam all the way across that river. Whaddya think
of that?

COYOTE 2: Hold my beer.

Soon to be a major motion picture!
“A Coyote Named Jack LaLane“

Some animals have common sense and want to escape San Francisco

More likely it came from the Marin County side. (Yes, I'm ignoring the
joke.)
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