• Trump Orders Americans To Shun Bruce Springsteen

    From Hillman@sdoice@here.now to alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.atheism,alt.politics.immigration,alt.politics.trump,rec.arts.tv on Sat Jan 31 12:36:26 2026
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    Orders from the master are final. Your duty is to obey.


    The news media will be ordered to print the following headline:

    "The Epstein Files don't exist, Trump is not a pedophile who has sex with little boys and girls and never lies about it."
    --- Synchronet 3.21a-Linux NewsLink 1.2