• Re: Yes we have no bananas.

    From Graham@g.stereo@shaw.ca to rec.food.cooking on Sun Jan 25 11:24:06 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-25 8:11 a.m., Dave Smith wrote:
    On 2026-01-25 3:50 a.m., dsi1 wrote:

    Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:

    Once it became very much used here, others, like England copied it.
    Seems the King liked it

    There's a world of words out in the world. A "fanny pack" is a strange
    and rude
    term to the brits. They call an apartment a "flat." They call a wrench an
    "adjustable spanner." If you're a really old American mechanic, you
    might have
    called it a "monkey wrench." As everyone knows, tyres is just plain
    wrong.

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench and not capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable wrenches.

    Fanny pack does indeed have a much different meaning in the UK than over here.  Root is another one that is innocent here but rude elsewhere.
    Root as a noun is the part of a plant or tree that is underground, and
    as a verb it refers to the way pigs dig up food. In Australia is is a euphemism for sex. A friend of my wife had cousins visiting from
    Australia and thought the kids would like some Roots sweatshirts. Roots
    was a Canadian manufactured of designer casual clothes, one of those clothing gimmicks where displaying the company logo was stylish. Poor
    Mary was so disappointed by the strange reaction to what she thought was
    a great gift idea.



    In England, wrenches are called spanners. Hence the engineer's motto:
    "Spanner, screwer, lever, bolt."
    And "lever" is pronounced with the long "e" sound.
    In Australia, a Wombat eats roots, shoots and leaves.
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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking,can.politics,alt.politics.uk,uk.politics on Sun Jan 25 11:28:51 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 11:24:06 -0700
    Graham <g.stereo@shaw.ca> wrote:

    In England, wrenches are called spanners.

    Could not give two cider farts in the etube for what englie serfs think
    or say.

    Fuck the lot of them back to their Muzzi Hellscaape of Londonistan!

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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sun Jan 25 22:01:46 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Orlando Enrique Fiol <ofiol@verizon.net> posted:

    In article <rv364m-v2a1.ln1@anthive.com>, songbird@anthive.com writes:
    wow you peeps are gettin' bad, but anyways, his name
    is Orlando Enrique Fiol, but i didn't know his heritage.
    i'm familiar with him from other groups many years ago.
    always seemed ok to me. he's posted off and on for
    years.
    That's me!??????????

    Thank God you showed up. Some people thought you were some mythical creature that
    couldn't possibly exist. OTOH, my guess is a lot of these people are drunk most times.
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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Sun Jan 25 15:18:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:01:46 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    my guess is a lot of these people are drunk most
    times.


    Sage guess!

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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Sun Jan 25 22:23:55 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    On 2026-01-25 3:50 a.m., dsi1 wrote:

    Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:

    Once it became very much used here, others, like England copied it.
    Seems the King liked it

    There's a world of words out in the world. A "fanny pack" is a strange and rude
    term to the brits. They call an apartment a "flat." They call a wrench an "adjustable spanner." If you're a really old American mechanic, you might have
    called it a "monkey wrench." As everyone knows, tyres is just plain wrong.

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench and not capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable wrenches.

    Fanny pack does indeed have a much different meaning in the UK than over here. Root is another one that is innocent here but rude elsewhere.
    Root as a noun is the part of a plant or tree that is underground, and
    as a verb it refers to the way pigs dig up food. In Australia is is a euphemism for sex. A friend of my wife had cousins visiting from
    Australia and thought the kids would like some Roots sweatshirts. Roots
    was a Canadian manufactured of designer casual clothes, one of those clothing gimmicks where displaying the company logo was stylish. Poor
    Mary was so disappointed by the strange reaction to what she thought was
    a great gift idea.




    As far as monkey wrench goes, Canadians have different words for American things.
    "Monkey wrench" is a word that's hardly ever used by Americans. "Fag" is a derogatory and inflammatory word in America. In the UK, it's just another word. "Smoking a fag" in America means you're a very bad boy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGw80_bwac





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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking,can.general,can.politics on Sun Jan 25 15:42:17 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:23:55 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    On 2026-01-25 3:50 a.m., dsi1 wrote:

    Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:

    Once it became very much used here, others, like England copied
    it. Seems the King liked it

    There's a world of words out in the world. A "fanny pack" is a
    strange and rude term to the brits. They call an apartment a
    "flat." They call a wrench an "adjustable spanner." If you're a
    really old American mechanic, you might have called it a "monkey
    wrench." As everyone knows, tyres is just plain wrong.

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench and
    not capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable wrenches.

    Fanny pack does indeed have a much different meaning in the UK than
    over here. Root is another one that is innocent here but rude
    elsewhere. Root as a noun is the part of a plant or tree that is underground, and as a verb it refers to the way pigs dig up food.
    In Australia is is a euphemism for sex. A friend of my wife had
    cousins visiting from Australia and thought the kids would like
    some Roots sweatshirts. Roots was a Canadian manufactured of
    designer casual clothes, one of those clothing gimmicks where
    displaying the company logo was stylish. Poor Mary was so
    disappointed by the strange reaction to what she thought was a
    great gift idea.




    As far as monkey wrench goes, Canadians have different words for
    American things. "Monkey wrench" is a word that's hardly ever used by Americans. "Fag" is a derogatory and inflammatory word in America. In
    the UK, it's just another word. "Smoking a fag" in America means
    you're a very bad boy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGw80_bwac






    Ask him if he has a "whack of tools"" in his gare-idge.

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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking,can.general,can.politics on Mon Jan 26 00:15:43 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:23:55 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    On 2026-01-25 3:50 a.m., dsi1 wrote:

    Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:

    Once it became very much used here, others, like England copied
    it. Seems the King liked it

    There's a world of words out in the world. A "fanny pack" is a
    strange and rude term to the brits. They call an apartment a
    "flat." They call a wrench an "adjustable spanner." If you're a
    really old American mechanic, you might have called it a "monkey wrench." As everyone knows, tyres is just plain wrong.

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench and
    not capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable wrenches.

    Fanny pack does indeed have a much different meaning in the UK than
    over here. Root is another one that is innocent here but rude
    elsewhere. Root as a noun is the part of a plant or tree that is underground, and as a verb it refers to the way pigs dig up food.
    In Australia is is a euphemism for sex. A friend of my wife had
    cousins visiting from Australia and thought the kids would like
    some Roots sweatshirts. Roots was a Canadian manufactured of
    designer casual clothes, one of those clothing gimmicks where
    displaying the company logo was stylish. Poor Mary was so
    disappointed by the strange reaction to what she thought was a
    great gift idea.




    As far as monkey wrench goes, Canadians have different words for
    American things. "Monkey wrench" is a word that's hardly ever used by Americans. "Fag" is a derogatory and inflammatory word in America. In
    the UK, it's just another word. "Smoking a fag" in America means
    you're a very bad boy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGw80_bwac






    Ask him if he has a "whack of tools"" in his gare-idge.


    Ha ha, will do. The Chats aren't the tightest of bands but that guy has Takamine
    GX-100 guitar which I've never seen anybody playing one. I have one too. It's actually a very comfortable/enjoyable guitar to play.



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  • From Leonard Blaisdell@leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 01:26:56 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-24, Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

    The British Commonwealth pronounces the last letter of the alphabet
    as "zed". Americans pronounce it as "zee".


    a,b,c,d...x,y,zed. That just doesn't sound right.
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  • From Leonard Blaisdell@leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 01:31:55 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-24, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    So "Webster's Dictionary" is basically a piece of early American nation-building disguised as a reference book.

    ChatGPT


    So what?

    Me
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  • From Leonard Blaisdell@leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 01:47:30 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-24, songbird <songbird@anthive.com> wrote:

    yes, i've been on usenet since the '80s, it's not too likely
    i'd be chased away by a few harsh words.


    You've been posting to Usenet since before capital letters were
    invented. I've been posting since before trimming posts became passé.
    Such is life.
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  • From jmquown@j_mcquown@comcast.net to rec.food.cooking on Sun Jan 25 21:12:36 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 1/25/2026 10:19 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
    On 2026-01-25, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench and not
    capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable wrenches.

    https://daitool.com/blogs/daitool-blog/monkey-wrench-vs-pipe-wrench-whats-the-difference-between-them

    The author of this article looks barely old enough to have
    pubic hair, but the information agrees with most of what I've
    found on the web.


    That's funny! Oh, and the author "is a writer and marketing
    specialist". Marketing wrenches?

    Jill
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  • From Dave Smith@adavid.smith@sympatico.ca to rec.food.cooking on Sun Jan 25 22:03:24 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-25 8:26 p.m., Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
    On 2026-01-24, Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

    The British Commonwealth pronounces the last letter of the alphabet
    as "zed". Americans pronounce it as "zee".


    a,b,c,d...x,y,zed. That just doesn't sound right.


    It sounds right to me.

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  • From Dave Smith@adavid.smith@sympatico.ca to rec.food.cooking on Sun Jan 25 22:05:00 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-25 8:31 p.m., Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
    On 2026-01-24, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    So "Webster's Dictionary" is basically a piece of early American
    nation-building disguised as a reference book.

    ChatGPT


    So what?



    You have to appreciate the irony of so many Americans complained about
    ebonics and about immigrants not speaking English when your don't either.

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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 15:17:49 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:05:00 -0500, Dave Smith
    <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    On 2026-01-25 8:31 p.m., Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
    On 2026-01-24, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    So "Webster's Dictionary" is basically a piece of early American
    nation-building disguised as a reference book.

    ChatGPT

    So what?

    You have to appreciate the irony of so many Americans complained about >ebonics and about immigrants not speaking English when your don't either.

    There's also something unusual about your English, though.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.ibb.co/WN88KZm7/kim.jpg>
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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking,can.general,can.politics on Sun Jan 25 22:39:08 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:15:43 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:23:55 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    On 2026-01-25 3:50 a.m., dsi1 wrote:

    Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:

    Once it became very much used here, others, like England
    copied it. Seems the King liked it

    There's a world of words out in the world. A "fanny pack" is a strange and rude term to the brits. They call an apartment a
    "flat." They call a wrench an "adjustable spanner." If you're
    a really old American mechanic, you might have called it a
    "monkey wrench." As everyone knows, tyres is just plain
    wrong.

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench
    and not capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable
    wrenches.

    Fanny pack does indeed have a much different meaning in the UK
    than over here. Root is another one that is innocent here but
    rude elsewhere. Root as a noun is the part of a plant or tree
    that is underground, and as a verb it refers to the way pigs
    dig up food. In Australia is is a euphemism for sex. A friend
    of my wife had cousins visiting from Australia and thought the
    kids would like some Roots sweatshirts. Roots was a Canadian manufactured of designer casual clothes, one of those clothing
    gimmicks where displaying the company logo was stylish. Poor
    Mary was so disappointed by the strange reaction to what she
    thought was a great gift idea.




    As far as monkey wrench goes, Canadians have different words for
    American things. "Monkey wrench" is a word that's hardly ever
    used by Americans. "Fag" is a derogatory and inflammatory word in America. In the UK, it's just another word. "Smoking a fag" in
    America means you're a very bad boy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGw80_bwac






    Ask him if he has a "whack of tools"" in his gare-idge.


    Ha ha, will do. The Chats aren't the tightest of bands but that guy
    has Takamine GX-100 guitar which I've never seen anybody playing one.
    I have one too. It's actually a very comfortable/enjoyable guitar to
    play.



    https://mdtv3.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/closeup.jpg

    I can see that, but you were off on the Explorer and Firebird, so...

    How's about headless:

    https://media.guitarcenter.com/is/image/MMGS7/518965000001000-01-600x600.jpg

    Like a quick lap steel.

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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Sun Jan 25 22:43:59 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:05:00 -0500
    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    On 2026-01-25 8:31 p.m., Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
    On 2026-01-24, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    So "Webster's Dictionary" is basically a piece of early American
    nation-building disguised as a reference book.

    ChatGPT


    So what?



    You have to appreciate the irony of so many Americans complained
    about ebonics and about immigrants not speaking English when your
    don't either.


    Your don't what?

    sot

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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking,can.general,can.politics on Mon Jan 26 06:07:29 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:

    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:15:43 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:23:55 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    On 2026-01-25 3:50 a.m., dsi1 wrote:

    Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:

    Once it became very much used here, others, like England
    copied it. Seems the King liked it

    There's a world of words out in the world. A "fanny pack" is a strange and rude term to the brits. They call an apartment a "flat." They call a wrench an "adjustable spanner." If you're
    a really old American mechanic, you might have called it a
    "monkey wrench." As everyone knows, tyres is just plain
    wrong.

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench
    and not capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable wrenches.

    Fanny pack does indeed have a much different meaning in the UK
    than over here. Root is another one that is innocent here but
    rude elsewhere. Root as a noun is the part of a plant or tree
    that is underground, and as a verb it refers to the way pigs
    dig up food. In Australia is is a euphemism for sex. A friend
    of my wife had cousins visiting from Australia and thought the
    kids would like some Roots sweatshirts. Roots was a Canadian manufactured of designer casual clothes, one of those clothing gimmicks where displaying the company logo was stylish. Poor
    Mary was so disappointed by the strange reaction to what she
    thought was a great gift idea.




    As far as monkey wrench goes, Canadians have different words for American things. "Monkey wrench" is a word that's hardly ever
    used by Americans. "Fag" is a derogatory and inflammatory word in America. In the UK, it's just another word. "Smoking a fag" in
    America means you're a very bad boy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGw80_bwac






    Ask him if he has a "whack of tools"" in his gare-idge.


    Ha ha, will do. The Chats aren't the tightest of bands but that guy
    has Takamine GX-100 guitar which I've never seen anybody playing one.
    I have one too. It's actually a very comfortable/enjoyable guitar to
    play.



    https://mdtv3.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/closeup.jpg

    I can see that, but you were off on the Explorer and Firebird, so...

    How's about headless:

    https://media.guitarcenter.com/is/image/MMGS7/518965000001000-01-600x600.jpg

    Like a quick lap steel.


    The guitars have a nice clean look because of the flush mounted pickups. I completely messed up my guitar by adding a pickguard and mounting a couple of boomerang pickups. I'm a pretty funny guy.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/5avmUpeHSfZ88CiW6





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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 08:07:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    On 2026-01-25 10:19 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
    On 2026-01-25, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench and not
    capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable wrenches.

    https://daitool.com/blogs/daitool-blog/monkey-wrench-vs-pipe-wrench-whats-the-difference-between-them

    The author of this article looks barely old enough to have
    pubic hair, but the information agrees with most of what I've
    found on the web.


    I guess I have been mistaken all these years but I sinned only in my
    mind and not in my mouth because, while my brain thought monkey wrench
    my mouth always said pipe wrench. The adjustable wrench he calls a
    monkey range..... that's a Fitzle.

    My father used to have one of those old monkey wrenches. I have not seen
    on for sale in many decades. I think that most home tool kits have an adjustable wrench and they are adequate more most homes. People who
    actually use wrenches tend to buy wrench sets. They fit better and
    aren't as likely to screw up the nut and bolts by rounding off the corners.



    It's not rocket science. You're not American so there's no need to get all fustagated - unless you enjoy that kind of thing. My dad was in the plumber's union and he taught me what a pipe wrench is. You obviously don't know a thing about pipe wrenches.

    Pipe wrenches are made to work on pipes. You put it on the pipe and tighten it. There's two ways to put a pipe wrench on a pipe - the right way and the wrong way. If you put in on the wrong way, it could slip. If you put in on the right way and turn, the teeth will instantly bite onto the pipe and lock into place. It
    works really well - if you know your ass from a hole in the ground.




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  • From Bruce@Bruce@invalid.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 19:26:58 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 08:07:53 GMT, dsi1
    <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    I guess I have been mistaken all these years but I sinned only in my
    mind and not in my mouth because, while my brain thought monkey wrench
    my mouth always said pipe wrench. The adjustable wrench he calls a
    monkey range..... that's a Fitzle.

    My father used to have one of those old monkey wrenches. I have not seen
    on for sale in many decades. I think that most home tool kits have an
    adjustable wrench and they are adequate more most homes. People who
    actually use wrenches tend to buy wrench sets. They fit better and
    aren't as likely to screw up the nut and bolts by rounding off the corners.

    It's not rocket science. You're not American so there's no need to get all >fustagated - unless you enjoy that kind of thing. My dad was in the plumber's >union and he taught me what a pipe wrench is. You obviously don't know a thing >about pipe wrenches.

    Pipe wrenches are made to work on pipes. You put it on the pipe and tighten it.
    There's two ways to put a pipe wrench on a pipe - the right way and the wrong >way. If you put in on the wrong way, it could slip. If you put in on the right
    way and turn, the teeth will instantly bite onto the pipe and lock into place. It
    works really well - if you know your ass from a hole in the ground.

    Note to self: Do not mention pipes around dsi1.
    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.ibb.co/WN88KZm7/kim.jpg>
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  • From Leonard Blaisdell@leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 10:26:50 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-26, dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    There's two ways to put a pipe wrench on a pipe - the right way and the wrong
    way. If you put in on the wrong way, it could slip. If you put in on the right
    way and turn, the teeth will instantly bite onto the pipe and lock into place. It
    works really well - if you know your ass from a hole in the ground.


    In my first career, the railroad would deliver tank cars full of SDA-40C ethanol to the back of our plant. You wouldn't believe the pipe wrench
    that was required to unscrew the belly plug. The wrench weighed at least thirty pounds and took two guys to do the work.
    Everything but the jaws on that monster was aluminum. I never saw one in
    a hardware store.


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  • From Cindy Hamilton@chamilton5280@invalid.com to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 10:38:16 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-26, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
    On 2026-01-25 8:31 p.m., Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
    On 2026-01-24, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    So "Webster's Dictionary" is basically a piece of early American
    nation-building disguised as a reference book.

    ChatGPT


    So what?



    You have to appreciate the irony of so many Americans complained about ebonics and about immigrants not speaking English when your don't either.

    You don't speak English, then.

    Actually, you speak a dialect of English, just as Americans do.

    But you're right about Americans who think immigrants should
    speak English. They're completely ignorant of the history of
    immigrants in the U.S.
    --
    Cindy Hamilton
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  • From jmquown@j_mcquown@comcast.net to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 08:50:53 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 1/22/2026 8:11 PM, Orlando Enrique Fiol wrote:
    In article <69729c6b$1$25$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>, j_mcquown@comcast.net writes:
    Sorry I got your name wrong! Hey, I was close! :)
    Maybe not close enough for legal identification purposes, but close enough not
    to hurt my feelings.


    Glad to hear it! Did you ever try the catfish recipes I posted? I seem
    to recall you found at least one of them interesting. :)

    Jill
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  • From Pete Tuttle@pmt777@yohaa.not to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 09:51:24 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    jmquown wrote:
    Did you ever try the catfish recipes I posted?

    Jill


    Need click-bait for cat fishing.
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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 09:34:42 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 10:38:16 -0000 (UTC)
    Cindy Hamilton <chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

    But you're right about Americans who think immigrants should
    speak English. They're completely ignorant of the history of
    immigrants in the U.S.

    Must be why we're not all speaking Polish, Italian, Greek or...Spanish?

    Dumb!

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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 09:39:27 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 09:51:24 -0500
    Pete Tuttle <pmt777@yohaa.not> wrote:

    jmquown wrote:
    Did you ever try the catfish recipes I posted?

    Jill


    Need click-bait for cat fishing.

    Tuna!

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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 09:33:06 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 26 Jan 2026 10:26:50 GMT
    Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

    On 2026-01-26, dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    There's two ways to put a pipe wrench on a pipe - the right way and
    the wrong way. If you put in on the wrong way, it could slip. If
    you put in on the right way and turn, the teeth will instantly bite
    onto the pipe and lock into place. It works really well - if you
    know your ass from a hole in the ground.


    In my first career, the railroad would deliver tank cars full of
    SDA-40C ethanol to the back of our plant. You wouldn't believe the
    pipe wrench that was required to unscrew the belly plug. The wrench
    weighed at least thirty pounds and took two guys to do the work.
    Everything but the jaws on that monster was aluminum. I never saw one
    in a hardware store.



    https://preview.redd.it/jrczn3mnqyh61.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7f18e82567c97ac745a90ad7ac59397aa70b5a83

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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 09:21:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 08:07:53 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    On 2026-01-25 10:19 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
    On 2026-01-25, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe wrench
    and not capable of being as precise as our modern adjustable
    wrenches.

    https://daitool.com/blogs/daitool-blog/monkey-wrench-vs-pipe-wrench-whats-the-difference-between-them

    The author of this article looks barely old enough to have
    pubic hair, but the information agrees with most of what I've
    found on the web.


    I guess I have been mistaken all these years but I sinned only in
    my mind and not in my mouth because, while my brain thought monkey
    wrench my mouth always said pipe wrench. The adjustable wrench he
    calls a monkey range..... that's a Fitzle.

    My father used to have one of those old monkey wrenches. I have not
    seen on for sale in many decades. I think that most home tool kits
    have an adjustable wrench and they are adequate more most homes.
    People who actually use wrenches tend to buy wrench sets. They fit
    better and aren't as likely to screw up the nut and bolts by
    rounding off the corners.



    It's not rocket science. You're not American so there's no need to
    get all fustagated - unless you enjoy that kind of thing. My dad was
    in the plumber's union and he taught me what a pipe wrench is. You
    obviously don't know a thing about pipe wrenches.

    Pipe wrenches are made to work on pipes. You put it on the pipe and
    tighten it. There's two ways to put a pipe wrench on a pipe - the
    right way and the wrong way. If you put in on the wrong way, it could
    slip. If you put in on the right way and turn, the teeth will
    instantly bite onto the pipe and lock into place. It works really
    well - if you know your ass from a hole in the ground.


    Well...he IS Canajun after all...

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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking,can.general,can.politics on Mon Jan 26 09:08:34 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 06:07:29 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:

    On Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:15:43 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Tal Yessen <flwp@in.valid> posted:

    On Sun, 25 Jan 2026 22:23:55 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> posted:

    On 2026-01-25 3:50 a.m., dsi1 wrote:

    Ed P <esp@snet.n> posted:

    Once it became very much used here, others, like England
    copied it. Seems the King liked it

    There's a world of words out in the world. A "fanny pack"
    is a strange and rude term to the brits. They call an
    apartment a "flat." They call a wrench an "adjustable
    spanner." If you're a really old American mechanic, you
    might have called it a "monkey wrench." As everyone
    knows, tyres is just plain wrong.

    I always thought of a monkey wrench as a adjustable pipe
    wrench and not capable of being as precise as our modern
    adjustable wrenches.

    Fanny pack does indeed have a much different meaning in the
    UK than over here. Root is another one that is innocent
    here but rude elsewhere. Root as a noun is the part of a
    plant or tree that is underground, and as a verb it refers
    to the way pigs dig up food. In Australia is is a euphemism
    for sex. A friend of my wife had cousins visiting from
    Australia and thought the kids would like some Roots
    sweatshirts. Roots was a Canadian manufactured of designer
    casual clothes, one of those clothing gimmicks where
    displaying the company logo was stylish. Poor Mary was so disappointed by the strange reaction to what she thought
    was a great gift idea.




    As far as monkey wrench goes, Canadians have different words
    for American things. "Monkey wrench" is a word that's hardly
    ever used by Americans. "Fag" is a derogatory and
    inflammatory word in America. In the UK, it's just another
    word. "Smoking a fag" in America means you're a very bad boy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGw80_bwac






    Ask him if he has a "whack of tools"" in his gare-idge.


    Ha ha, will do. The Chats aren't the tightest of bands but that
    guy has Takamine GX-100 guitar which I've never seen anybody
    playing one. I have one too. It's actually a very
    comfortable/enjoyable guitar to play.



    https://mdtv3.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/closeup.jpg

    I can see that, but you were off on the Explorer and Firebird, so...

    How's about headless:

    https://media.guitarcenter.com/is/image/MMGS7/518965000001000-01-600x600.jpg

    Like a quick lap steel.


    The guitars have a nice clean look because of the flush mounted
    pickups. I completely messed up my guitar by adding a pickguard and
    mounting a couple of boomerang pickups. I'm a pretty funny guy.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/5avmUpeHSfZ88CiW6

    That's a proper player's rig. I can also see where it's knee-friendly
    for sitting on a stool.

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  • From Orlando Enrique Fiol@ofiol@verizon.net to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 17:40:08 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    In article <1769378506-4746@newsgrouper.org>, user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid writes:
    Thank God you showed up. Some people thought you were some mythical creature that
    couldn't possibly exist. OTOH, my guess is a lot of these people are drunk most
    times.

    Yep. Nothing fake about m. I couldn't spam myself if I tried.
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  • From Orlando Enrique Fiol@ofiol@verizon.net to rec.food.cooking on Mon Jan 26 17:43:12 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    In article <6977713e$0$22$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>, j_mcquown@comcast.net writes:
    Glad to hear it! Did you ever try the catfish recipes I posted? I seem
    to recall you found at least one of them interesting. :)
    I
    haven't yet found good catfish that tastes sweet rather than muddy.
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  • From dsi1@user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid to rec.food.cooking on Tue Jan 27 17:18:13 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking


    Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> posted:

    On 2026-01-26, dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    There's two ways to put a pipe wrench on a pipe - the right way and the wrong
    way. If you put in on the wrong way, it could slip. If you put in on the right
    way and turn, the teeth will instantly bite onto the pipe and lock into place. It
    works really well - if you know your ass from a hole in the ground.


    In my first career, the railroad would deliver tank cars full of SDA-40C ethanol to the back of our plant. You wouldn't believe the pipe wrench
    that was required to unscrew the belly plug. The wrench weighed at least thirty pounds and took two guys to do the work.
    Everything but the jaws on that monster was aluminum. I never saw one in
    a hardware store.


    That sounds like a lot of fun. I've seen those giant nuts holding bridges in place. I can't imagine what those wrenches look like. Giant things are just crazy but fun. Who knew that you could build giant things by just blowing parts up?


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  • From jmquown@j_mcquown@comcast.net to rec.food.cooking on Tue Jan 27 12:25:11 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 1/26/2026 5:43 PM, Orlando Enrique Fiol wrote:
    In article <6977713e$0$22$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>, j_mcquown@comcast.net writes:
    Glad to hear it! Did you ever try the catfish recipes I posted? I seem
    to recall you found at least one of them interesting. :)
    I
    haven't yet found good catfish that tastes sweet rather than muddy.

    So sorry to hear you can't find good tasting catfish. The recipes work
    well for any mild tasting white fish fillets.

    Jill
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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Tue Jan 27 12:21:40 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Tue, 27 Jan 2026 17:18:13 GMT
    dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    Leonard Blaisdell <leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> posted:

    On 2026-01-26, dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    There's two ways to put a pipe wrench on a pipe - the right way
    and the wrong way. If you put in on the wrong way, it could slip.
    If you put in on the right way and turn, the teeth will instantly
    bite onto the pipe and lock into place. It works really well - if
    you know your ass from a hole in the ground.


    In my first career, the railroad would deliver tank cars full of
    SDA-40C ethanol to the back of our plant. You wouldn't believe the
    pipe wrench that was required to unscrew the belly plug. The wrench
    weighed at least thirty pounds and took two guys to do the work.
    Everything but the jaws on that monster was aluminum. I never saw
    one in a hardware store.


    That sounds like a lot of fun. I've seen those giant nuts holding
    bridges in place. I can't imagine what those wrenches look like.
    Giant things are just crazy but fun. Who knew that you could build
    giant things by just blowing parts up?



    Fritz Lang?

    https://youtu.be/M9fuNWGrX4U?list=RDM9fuNWGrX4U

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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Tue Jan 27 12:22:33 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Tue, 27 Jan 2026 12:25:11 -0500
    jmquown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:

    On 1/26/2026 5:43 PM, Orlando Enrique Fiol wrote:
    In article <6977713e$0$22$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>, j_mcquown@comcast.net writes:
    Glad to hear it! Did you ever try the catfish recipes I posted?
    I seem to recall you found at least one of them interesting. :)
    I
    haven't yet found good catfish that tastes sweet rather than
    muddy.

    So sorry to hear you can't find good tasting catfish. The recipes
    work well for any mild tasting white fish fillets.

    Jill

    And just like that tasteless Tilapia wins another one.

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  • From Orlando Enrique Fiol@ofiol@verizon.net to rec.food.cooking on Tue Jan 27 21:43:06 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    In article <6978f4f7$0$21$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>, j_mcquown@comcast.net writes:
    So sorry to hear you can't find good tasting catfish. The recipes work
    well for any mild tasting white fish fillets.
    Oh, I find enough sweet, flaky catfish, but it's already cooked where I get it.
    My only other favorite contender would be orange ruffy.
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  • From Tal Yessen@flwp@in.valid to rec.food.cooking on Tue Jan 27 22:36:12 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On Tue, 27 Jan 2026 21:43:06 -0500
    Orlando Enrique Fiol <ofiol@verizon.net> wrote:

    In article <6978f4f7$0$21$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>,
    j_mcquown@comcast.net writes:
    So sorry to hear you can't find good tasting catfish. The recipes
    work well for any mild tasting white fish fillets.
    Oh, I find enough sweet, flaky catfish, but it's already cooked where
    I get it. My only other favorite contender would be orange ruffy.

    Roughy not as prevalent as it used to be, Sole almost nil these days.

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  • From Leonard Blaisdell@leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net to rec.food.cooking on Thu Jan 29 01:37:48 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 2026-01-26, Orlando Enrique Fiol <ofiol@verizon.net> wrote:

    I haven't yet found good catfish that tastes sweet rather than muddy.

    You share my wife's aversion. I used to catch them, skin them, cut off
    their heads, gut them, roll them in cornmeal and fry them in a iron
    skillet.
    She hid her hatred of them from me for many years, until I stopped
    fishing the catfish holes.
    I remember: after dark, mosquito spray, camp chair, forked stick, fishing
    pole, gob of worms, Coleman lantern, cooler of beer and a friend to talk
    to. Oh, and a stringer and a knife. The mudcats we normally caught fit
    four or five to a eight inch skillet.
    The longest catfish I ever caught wasn't more than eighteen inches long.


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  • From jmquown@j_mcquown@comcast.net to rec.food.cooking on Thu Jan 29 17:20:36 2026
    From Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking

    On 1/27/2026 9:43 PM, Orlando Enrique Fiol wrote:
    In article <6978f4f7$0$21$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>, j_mcquown@comcast.net writes:
    So sorry to hear you can't find good tasting catfish. The recipes work
    well for any mild tasting white fish fillets.
    Oh, I find enough sweet, flaky catfish, but it's already cooked where I get it.
    My only other favorite contender would be orange ruffy.

    I haven't seen raw orange roughy at fish counters ages.

    Jill
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